/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53243417
>Link
I instantly lose the duel.

>>53146817
Well yeah just as I have said broken baggies who NEED exit liqudity. But this is nothing new every single broken baggie is like this just look at dog bat baggies, ftm baggies, kda baggies, avax baggies, gme baggies etc.
>They're on par with Qanoniggers
I know and this is why the should all be perma banned. They make the board worse and try to scam people.

>>52491949
1, 2 and 3 will all happen
>Chainshit baggies will get the vax so they can unstake
>Get told they have to stake for at least 3 years because of effective altruism (i.e. ser gay can dump more tokens).
>All the token vanish after 3 years and ser gay tells everyone that there was never any staking, the gullible link baggies lap it up.

>>52434171
Ssssshh you are not allowed to reveal the secret.

>>52429114
On the right is your typical link baggie and he is telling the man on the left that he will hold this shitcoin until $1000 per coin. Ofc the man on the right is instantly repulsed by this greedy and low iq statement.

Ohhhhhh linkies

>>27691111
absolutely not, LINK is a vaporware shit token that will be going to zero soon, DOGE on the other hand can be bought at pennies and has actual use cases. There's a reason the founder has dumped hundreds of millions of LINK on retail, because he's a con artist making millions off idiots expenses, literally

>>24068157
>Muh google
>Muh oracle
>Muh swift
>Muh amazon
>Muh patnasheep
>Muh hustle chyna connection
>Muh 4th industrial revolution
>Muh Kochis rubbing Blythe's feet must mean something
>Muh bend the knee
>Muh unironically, LINK
>Muh coinbase staking
>Muh gravelcoin
>Muh $1000 EOY 3 years in a row, can't break $5

linkies will forever be my valets, don't scratch the GT3 thanks fags

>>23983962
stay mad, ponzimarine

>>18368292
Time and time again the partnerships are fake, the integrations are not really full integrations, half the time it's mis-marketed, the promises are false and the hype is all fake. I have never ever met such a bunch of deluded fucking idiots in my life; not in churches, not in any other market, not anywhere else for that matter. The sheer level of hypocriscy and the fact that it's all so see-through, I mean you can literally see chainlink behind the promotion, it's like you idiots just bought the shittiest marketing stunt of all time. You're the type to cry when you see a mcdonalds commerical or see a coke billboard, that's how hard you've bought the consumerist, nonsensical tech bullshit lies of sirgay.

They turn a sharp corner and Sergey angrily slaps the back of the head of one of his employees. "God damn it Rory."

"What, what did I do" he stammers out.

"Nothing. Fuck you, that's what." Both Sergey and his Father burst into laughter as they turn another corner, "This is my office, just a black telephone and a oneahole to blow off steam and... of course" He opens up a closet and there in pristine condition are thirty different shirts, all of the same type.

"The classic Steve Jobs. Son, I am impressed. You've learned big business so well, I only wish your Grandfather was here to see you. He would be so proud how you've milked these internet losers for money."

"NEETs, Dad, they're called NEETs. And I couldn't have done it without your backing."

"Ah, I see your philosophy degree is hung up here."

"Yeah, they made fun of me for it, but I can't help but think it helps me out-think the Fudders. Every time they almost catch us and every time we cover it up."

"And your exit plan."

"Russia of course. They won't extradite."

"Well, you've raised so much damn money... is there a chance to actuallly of pulling it off?"

"Not a chance. There is zero need for a token, you know I thought about it for a while but most of these protocols could be funded just as progress goes along. I picked something intentionally easy to obsfucate but also very easy to develop, but just added a layer of decentralization to make it extra hard."

"Why? Why not just deliver oracles?"

"Because they're fucking useless Dad. Like tarot cards or any other indicator, you just need an API to connect. All we're doing is technically setting up a layer for people to create their own APIs to act as a node to deliver data."

"Ahh, yes data... yes certainly Data is a great scam, but it's old no?"

"Of course, "big data, data is the new oil, yada, yada", but just throw a token on there and the word decentralization and bam! You have big money."

>>17193143
Keep throwing your $100 biweekly McWage into LINK retard. You’re truly going to be a millionaire.
Prep up that bigmac im coming through

>>17121094

ROLL FOR SIRGAY PRISON 2020

>>16904704
fpbp

>>16733913
>>16733923

He inhales deeply then takes out a Cuban cigar. Lighting first a $100 bill then using it light the cigar. You can smell the ashy scent lingering in the room as the smoke drifts up.

"Th-they said... $32 million dollars isn't worth my Oracle solution, that skinny, pedophile, meth, twink vitamin can kiss my neet asshole. when the verizon singular happens, everyone will know...."

"No master, let me kiss your whale 65% ass. Dump it on me. I'll wait for the singularity."

"How about this singularity marine!" He screams as a shit flies out onto your chest.

Retarded delusions creep your mind as the raw gas of his asshole makes your delirious, you prepare yourself for the joy. you pucker up and smooch sirgay's asshole, the sharpie still twitching in your little link boipucci.

"Just imagine all the data being sanitized by reputation, like Uber. No sybil attacks, all ERC20 based."

He lets out another fart and grunts again.

"Another 700k!"

You shout ecstatically, "build that oracle solution, buy that towncrier! hire more devs!"

"I've give you something to cry about" He replies. Once more he grunts again and shits a violent flow of diarrhea, this time getting on your chin and lip.

"Hey man, where's the bathroom?"

"Oh sorry bro! we're jus-just doing a little thing here, we're actually the link conference here, bathrooms are to your right."

"uhhhhhhhhhhh" says the confused onlooker as he quickly scuffles away.

"I'll shill for you Master!" As you cry out, the sloppy heap of shit covering your body as it slides down.

"1k EOY is FUD!"

"No... I will give you the fud." He grunts again and proceeds to let out a gassy fart.

"Another 700k!" He cries out as he lets his sweet, hairy cheeks flap as another shit dumps out.

"Di-di-", the shit overflowing your mouth, "d-didn'... arghhh, didn't read, not selling"

good riddance

Reasons why Link will fail

1. Zero customers, zero need. No one is going to pay for information to be inserted into a smart contract. That's what an oracle is supposed to do. The problem is a x100 calls costs a x100 times whatever Link charges. If you have to make thousands of calls, that's hundreds of dollars in Link tokens. If I were a dev, it would be much simpler to just make my own call to whatever data I needed.

2. Zero development, all marketing. Link has hired shills, link started on biz and Sergey himself got the inspiration to post, network with and contact people on biz. That's why begging is not allowed on biz, because after link a lot of other tokens tried to copy them. There's a lot of disingenuous shills saying that Link was only made for business cases and biz was never supposed to discover it. Quite the opposite, it was made first as a marketing token.

3. Deceitful. The Link team lies continuously; they'll attend a conference (SIBOS) and say they're partnered with Swift which is a banking protocol that handles these bank conferences, implying that they're going to handle data for big banks. They contacted the Google dev to make an offical blogpost and thus said that they're "partnered" when in fact, it's just a mention. They stretch the truth.

4. Zero transparency. Link raised 32 million in it's ICO. Since then, we have no accounting of their funds. They market dumped twenty to thirty million worth of chainlink (we still don't know the full amount) and never said a word about it. They're still dumping here and there, even larger amounts and believe they are free to do so at any time.

5. Cult-like behavior. 90% of the memes made by Chainlink pose Sergey as this kind of messiah. They encourage zero compromise grounds that anyone should sell their token. They encourage people to buy their tokens despite; mortgages, spousal issues and even when their "investors" are homeless they'll encourage people to buy more.

Chainlink from the get-go and even TEN years down the line from a business, dev and tech perspective is...


1. UNAFFORDABLE
2. USELESS
3. NOT NEEDED
4. OVER-ENGINEERED
5. LIMITED

Using an ON-chain API means, slower transactions due to querying data on chain. Extremely high costs. And if ever, ever, ever used it would be such a limited niche use-case that in most cases devs would create their own "oracle."

You guys have been suckered in for the greatest scam in probably the 21st century.

They arrive in the offices, Sergey flings his coat and throws it in the corner. "Pick up wagie!"

"Yes Master" a kowtow employee humblly slinks off to pick it up.

"You should've seen the guy who tweeted that dumbass MOAB token tweet, I nearly beat his ass." Just then, Sergey's phone rings, "yes, yes... yes... no..."

"What was that about?"

"The guys from gravel coin called me asking for free link, I told them to buy it off binance."

"Binance"

"It's a chink exchange that I network with. They help handle the money laundering. We sell tokens over the counter from wallets we recycled from the ICO."

"This is much- much too complicated for me son."

"It's simple. Before we ICO'ed I made some threads and recruited some guys. I then fudded other tokens and paid Indians to promote it over the internet. We had the ICO then recycled funds back into it to make it pump. Theoretically we sold 35% but it was probably closer to half, maybe even a quarter, I don't remember the numbers."

"Ah, the classic distraction. Like a magician you lure your targets away from the trick."

"Exactly. By making it seem highly in-demand and creating false group-think, we made it seem many more people buying than they actually were. Then we needed money, we contacted the exchange, shuffled the tokens through there and got the funds. In exchange they got discounted prices and we made money."

"I see... and Google?"

"Same process. Bribe the devs with tokens, assure them a pump will happen then we contacted Coinbase and told them if we got a major company to mention us they would list us. Hey! Hey, give me the big mac, now god damn it!"

An employee scurries to hand Sergey a big mac, unwrapped and ready.

>>16556663
• It's already up 10x, and there is zero indication that anyone can get even a 2x going forward
• Sirgay goes to business meetings in a shirt that he only washes once every 3 (three) months, and never takes off, even when he goes to sleep; how can anyone take him seriously?
• Most Linklets have $500 or less "invested" in this shitcoin; nobody is going to "make it", and 99% of these so-called investors are absolute loser incels
• The "oracle problem" simply does not exist
• ChainLink will literally not exist in less than 5 years
• 630 + 70 = 700

>>16000557
>>16000561
>>an army of shills, two years of insane marketing could only barely x10 a scam
>>now that the clouds are closing, sir gay is exit scamming

SIRGAY FOR PRISON 2020!

>>how much link for a gf like this?
>>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>It keeps going up! (is at the same price)
>>DUDE LEVERAGE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE FOR NON-SOLUTION UNSOLVEABLE NON-NECESSARY TECH, DOOODE DOO IT LAMOO
>>bullshit meme photo, no context, no discussion, just a random dumbass nigger post
>>sibos
>>guys i have 700 tokens of shitty scam, please how do i make it thread
>>another link general, we need one every ten minutes!
>>guys my ex/gf/wife found me out, we're broke but have 50k link thread
>>all in, never selling, always HODL thread
>>just risked my entire financial stability on this token, y-you guys should b-buy too right?
>>LINK will reach 1000 END OF YEAR
>>Insider here, just keep buying!
>>Some vague company has increased profits, all thanks to chinklink!
>>some bullshit random thread to keep the link psychosis going
>>just non-stop chainlink posting
>>getting kicked out, have xbox and link, what do thread?

what other paid promotions am I missing?

This thread is solid proof of chainlink shilling from the chainlink team by Sirgay. Hurry up anons, report to the SEC, let's get Sirgay in cuffs already.

>>15997172
I will come here every day to laugh at you.

When Sir Gay finally market dumps and flees to St. Petersburg, I will laugh at you.

I will laugh at you, every day until the UN Act of Decent Digital Communications™ in 2030 shuts this Cambodian Fly Fishing forum is shut down.

I will continue to laugh when they release the Comedy/Documentary, "Chainlink, the crypto scam of the century".

I will gather my sons on my deathbed and hold up the autobiography, when Sir Gay releases his autobiography, "My Fight to PAY BACK NEETS - Good for the money".

You guys got roped in by a literal autist fat russian with a background of failed scams and a jew with no proveable work.

This is the lowest level anyone could stoop to. And then, even in the afterlife, I will laugh.

I will go the way of Chrysippus and die laughing at all of you.

~t. someone who never got roped in and told you guys day one

>>15844727
>>15844728
99% of link “investors” didnt even read the whitepaper. It fucking flopped at sibios, Nazarov was presenting to a crowd of a dozen visibly vegified mongrels and 1 obese women, they all sat right next to toilets. Entire presentation was a laughing stock on the stream, word was Nazarov shit himself on stage near the end, looks like that in the VOD. ICO whales bought up cheap links at insanely low prices, they probably hold as much as Nazarov does. Entire dev team and Nazarov plus whales hired a bunch of legitimate nazis off of /pol/ to make link infographs and memes like they did with the whole jewish question propaganda. Using the work of these convincing /pol/ propagandists, Nazarov hired a handful of paid discord shillgroups and gave them exact hand written textual propaganda. These shills them used the most elaborate memes and infographs coupled with the wordplay of a philosophy major and commenced the largest high effort shilling campaign ever seen on 4chan. Some anon who was apart of one of the paid shillgroups posted proof and then the entire board went down for a couple minutes and the post was scrubbed completely even on warosu. It’s undisputedly true that the mods and jannies are in Nazarovs back pocket hence why the entire fucking board can be nothing be link shill threads and not a single thread will get purged. Couple months back sergey was presenting at some no name convention, with about 10 people, hilariously enough he sat by himself at a table for 30 minutes, not a single person asked him a question.