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Oh god please @missteencrypto I know you browse this board please be my wife I fucking love you so much. Your beauty is unparalleled, your stunning features sculpted after the goddess Aphrodite herself. You are absolutely divine, your jaw-dropping looks make my heart pound and leave me speechless. Please, you don’t even have to be exclusive to me, you can date and sleep around with other men whenever you like, but I promise on my mother’s grave that I will always be exclusive to you, for why would I ever desire another woman when I already have the perfect one in all the world, nay, the universe. I will cherish you, never take you for granted, be at your service and always be at your beck and call. I promise to be the lighthouse that guides your way in stormy seas, the fireplace to keep you warm during the coldest nights, your home where you can rest when you feel weary. You are the love of my life.