/biz/ - Business & Finance

I BOUGHT GAMESTOP AT 300 DOLLARS, I LOST ALL OF MY FATHER'S INHERITENCE, WHAT DO I TELL MY SIBLINGS WHO I DEALING WITH FINANCIAL ISSUES AND CAN REALLY USE IT? WHAT DO I TELL MY WIFE?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I SOLD SOME OF THE MONEY I EMBEZZLED FROM THE FAMILY TO SHORT GAMESTOP

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I SPENT THE LAST OF THE USHIROMIYA FORTUNE SHORTING GME WE'RE FINANCIALLY RUINED

BROS NOOOO I SHORTED GAMESTOP HELP MY FATHER IS GOING TO HATE ME AND MY BABY MURDERING WIFE MIGHT LEAVE ME TOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY TOLD ME SHORTING GAMESTOP WAS FREE MONEY HOW AM I GOING TO HIDE THE FACT I LOST THE ESTATE TO THE FAMILY! MY FATHER ISNT GOING TO MAKE ME THE FAMILY HEAD ANYMORE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Bought Valaris back in march instead of actual good stocks

PLEASE TELL ME IT IS GOING TO BE ALRIGHT BROS

HELP I WASTED ALL OF MY FAMILY'S INHERITENCE MONEY THROUGH EMBEZZLEMENT AND NOW THEY ARE COMING AFTER ME! I INVESTED IT ALL IN FUNFAIR I THOUGHT IT WAS A SUREFIRE THING THE BROWN GUY TALKING TO ME ABOUT IT SEEMED SO NICE

ALL MY COINS ARE DUMPING /biz/ YOU TOLD ME THEY WERE GOING TO THE MOON SO I COULD BUILD MY HOTELS WHAT AM I GOING TO TELL MY WIFE? HOW AM I GOING TO TELL HER THAT I WASTED MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF DOLLARS ON THIS? I WAS PROMISED BILLIONS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO