/biz/ - Business & Finance

>get rich off crypto
>never worked a job longer than one year
>want to marry girl with large breast so I meet her parents
>they ask what I do, I say I'm a cryptocurrency financial manager
>they call crytpocurrency fake internet money and give disapproving looks
>ask what university I went to
>I dropped out
>shocked faces, they stop asking me questions, and make snide remarks at me the rest of the night
>few days later I hear from my girlfriend that they will cut ties with her if she marries me, says I'm stupid and will lose all my money(even though 90% of my money is in safe investments now)
>hold her down and cut in her uterus

>try to make rich friends but they all shun me for not being from a good family or having an esteemed career
>poor friends hate me for being rich or just use me for money

>have no connections