/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57481600
Is the Biden bubble in the room with us right now?

>>56672193
I'm in cigarettes and up almost 1% today.

Some anon's bought VIX calls yesterday
I wonder how there doing?

Just kidding, I bought more shares for long term capital appreciation you broke little nigger

Wagmi mumu bros

Only up

>>54776462
Clear bull flag

>>54775522
We unironically go to the moon next week.

Vix 14 incoming

Bobos are poor, naive, mentally ill, and lack financial literacy.

>and then what else happened in this dream of yours?

>>54400148
>>54400157
>>54400206
>>54400213
>>54400477
Is the crash in the room with right now?

>and is this "$10k" in the room with us right now?

>>54002862
>>54002909
>>54002917
>>54003011
Bobos extreme bearishness actually buffers markets from going lower, because a significant amount of people think it's over and sold 9 months ago

SQQQ holders, how are you doing today?

Is the bear market in the room us right now?

>the outcome I want didn't happen the market is rigged bulls are delusional

Is the great depression in the room with us right now?

>evergrande
>superbubble
>ukraine
>its taiwan next trust me bro
>europe freezing to death
>diesel shortages
>fertilizer shortage
>food shortages bro
>the fed isnt unwinding its balance sheet
>quantitative tightening will destroy the market just you wait
>credit suisse lehman moment
>Bank of england pension margin calls
>munnkeyp*x
>railway strike is coming
>we're already in a recession btw
>actually the recession is soon and inevitable
>inflation is not coming down
>inflation never comes down when rates arent above it
>consumer credit card debt is exploding
>trillions of derivatives on banks balance sheet
>ftx contagion
>eggs bro
>dollar strength
>yuan for oil
>gold for oil
>tech layoffs are just the beginning
>earnings are too high mumu
>there's no liquidity
>just wait till 2023 that's when we plunge
>housing will collapse any day now
>the market will too

All that for -15% down

Bullish Voices in Your Head Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://wallmine.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

Previous >>53422437

>He fell for the doom and gloom schizo narrative that it's over

When will you accept it? We're down 15% a year into the big crash. Everyone expects a recession, every youtuber, every Economist, every talking head on TV, every social media literally-who thinks the worst is yet to come. But earnings are holding up. Housing is not in free fall. Jobs are plentiful. Inflation is coming down in line with Fed expectations. The economy is resilient and has shown it can handle higher for longer. Europe has already bottomed. China is reopening. Dollar strength is coming undone. All bobo headlines like credit suisse, rail way strikes, diesel shortages, Europe freezing to death, have turned out to be nothingburgers. This is what a soft landing looks like.

>>51673161
Only 3% of us treasury debt is variable. 90% fixed. No debt crisis, sorry doomer.

and is $10k in the room with us now?

Will Bitcoin 10X over the next 5 years?
If I don't make a million dollars by 30 I will kms
Who's with me?

>>51096691
tell me more about those "2 more weeks" bobo will you? and please put down your dakimakura so it's not in the way.

Where's the UVXY niggas???????

When's the funeral

>>50581223
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN *company* MISSED BY 1% WHEN EVERYONE WAS EXPECTING THEM TO MISS BY 5%. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE STOCK CAN'T GO UP!!!!!!! THEY'RE MAKING 1% LESS THAN THEY DID LAST YEAR EVEN THOUGH THE STOCK IS ALREADY DOWN 50% FROM THAT TIME...AHHHHHH I'M A RETARD THAT SHORTED THE BOTTOM I'M GONNA GO INSANE WHY IS THE WORLD CONSPIRING AGAINST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!