/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm going to give you a rundown of just how RETARDED I AM. None of this is a LARP. I truly am this dumb. I put a few hundred dollars into SHIB last year. I sell for $350k. I pay $115k in taxes to the IRS + federal. I am in college for an ENGLISH DEGREE...luckily I'm only going to be paying like $20k. I bought a $40k car and have already been in a minor accident. No, I'm not joking. I am retarded. I currently have $160k left in the bank. I can still sell the car for like $30-32k. Should I sell the car? I'm almost done with college. I could get a teaching job. These pay like $40k a year...I could also enlist...and not have to rent or worry about expenses. I also have the option of straight-up quitting school, and getting a place in North Dakota for like $80k and owning my nice car outright. Any options bros? I guess my main issue is that I'm retarded?? I don't know bros, I wanna die. If you guys don't believe me I will post images of shit....Idk bros I was thinking getting all of this money would help me live, but I'm just as miserable as ever.