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>>56613172
I believe that dabbing is connected to the Ancient Egyptians. Think about it; when you dab your Dabbing Arm is bent at approximately a 45 degree angle. The pyramids are also triangular and are roughly 45 degree angles. Start to see connections? Madonna understood this, which is why she wrote the song "Walk Like An Egyptian". Madonna truly is one of the brightest minds of this century.
But that's not it. There's more about Egypt than most would think. Who was hiding out in Egypt, and had incredible powers? That's right, Dio Brando. Was The World a Stand brought about by mastering dabbing? Perhaps not, though images from the Speedwagon Foundation paint a very convincing picture. I'll let you be the judge.

I've almost mastered the Dab, and when I finish my studies and research my power will be absolute. No one will be able to stop me. All the fundies and roasties will feel my strength. The Chads and Staceys will cry and scream "Please, Lord Dabber, don't kill us!" and I will proclaim "Forget Gumwaa. Have Funwaa!" as I destroy them with my concentrated Dabs. The day of retribution is nigh, brothers. Some of you are alright, don't come to school tomorrow.