/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28210797
I literally said Binance.us in the post

A few years ago I started signing all my work email correspondence with "t." I put it in my auto-signature on my work phone texts too.
>Please see the attached schematics for project X5FAG8T
>t.
>Anon

Had a hearty kek when one time a contractor replied my email, also using "t."
A cute normie clerk girl once asked me what "t." means and I said its just the Finnish abbreviation for "Táärviskäänküöspürdöspeergälä"

>If you're a high-alpha hedge fund manager slinging trades on a $20bn 10x leveraged to 200bn portfolio, get caught in a bad situation, and are down mark-to-market several hundred million.. what do you do?
>Do you take your losses and try again next time? Hell no.

>You're elite. You don't realize losses--you double down--you can still save this trade no sweat.

Lmao, fuckig reddit. This shit got gold and everything

>futures are sliding again

>>25584446
I coomed ten times in a row now muh dik hurts
wat do?

>Mesaj Gönder

>>25153503
>ID: Mt Pizza Gate
Holy Fuck

>>19804686
Because I didn't try to fix signs of a failed school life that were showing up since I entered 6th grade, as I was one of the retards convinced that I could succeed with logic and luck alone, without any knowledge instead of putting in the effort to study and learn. I managed to graduate highschool by pure luck even if I never paid attention to classes and wasted all of my free time into entertainment or seeing friends. I realized I couldn't maintain this in Uni, and instead of trying harder, I suddenly dropped out. I did some odd jobs here and there, but never managed to save the money and spent it all on cheap stuff like escorts or tech products trying to escape my thoughts filled with regret at my lack of discipline. At some point I even started playing the lottery every week so that I could escape this life of responsibilities into becoming a rich NEET. To think that I had dreams of being something else when I was younger. Suddenly, the YouTube algorithm being what it is, introduced me to a video describing how someone quickly managed to raise his capital thanks to cryptocurrency. And since that day, I never stopped reading and learning about the block chain, TA, risk management, market psychology and the like. I started in 2018 with $100, now I'm $6000. It's not much, almost pathetic, especially in two years even if I'm still living with my parents. Too afraid of taking big risks. I was wary of chainlink because of the memes and I regret it deeply. Now, I'm balls deep into STATERA, I'm top 50 because I bought early.

I just want to make my parents proud and show that being a failure at school doesn't necessarily mean you can't succeed in life. That, and doing as less as possible while still being financially secure. I want to be the living proof that laziness can be rewarded

>>18205941
Your welcum

>>17863349
>get BTFO in your own thread
>just start a new one!
so, this is the power of commie intellectuals

>>17827855
kek

>>14213082

>>13238852
>swaziland drought insurance
OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHA

>>13067287

>>13033512
I think it looks great

>>12665555
what the fuck is this real? if this is real then Hitler was right about everything

>>12629897
>Fuggbus direct access

>>11944126
I have no fucking clue.
Maybe dump it back into bitcoin?
Maybe buy a house and some land and keep wagecucking.
Take a 5 year hiatus from working and NEET it up again.
There's plenty of possibilities, but none of them seem like that good of an idea.

>>11268297

>mfw bought shitgoin when it wuz -0,0001 sheggels
>still maging 100 gorillion % brofit
>nogoiners btfo bro dudeweedLMAO fugg fiat and sheeeiiit

>>5807355
>Ryan Fugger

>>3206515
bretty nice

>>2277573
>How the fuck is the irs going to even know you bought a lambo

>what is vehicle registration

>mfw I actually have professional, extensive experience in VBA