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Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?

>>28146102
Let me tell you the story of how I got into crypto as a complete degenerate with absolute 0 market knowledge.

> Want to do drugs badly
> There's this thing called "silkroad" where u can buy drugs with this digital currency and it's mailed directly to your house
> buy bitcoin, buy drugs with bitcoin
> get absolutely shitfaced on darknet drugs
> go to buy drugs again next month
> "Wait how do I fuckin have more money now than I did after I spent on drugs?"
> Buy more drugs
> "Holy fuck it's infinite money"
> Proceed to spend 2BTC on drugs
> Actually start researching cryptocurrency
> Use mtgox to invest, lose it all to the hack
> Forget about it
> Still buying drugs but now on alphabay
> Drug money going up somehow
> Make $20K trading shitcoins in the 2017 Bull market
> Lose it all on 3 high leverage trades
> Still buying drugs but now on Empire market
> Drug money going up somehow
> Make $20K trading shitcoins on the 2021 Bull market
> ????

>>10762427