/biz/ - Business & Finance

Ones that don't give you tax forms every year

all I need is 3 million dollars to be happy forever. how hard is it to get it. I managed to save up $300k working like a dog since i was 16. I am 29 now.

>TFW I would've been a millionaire right now
>Got scammed by QuadrigaCX for granddad's inheritance in bitcoin

>Mom said I will need to leave the house or get a job as soon as the quarantine ends

Crypto will make us rich by then... Right? I can't work bros

>TFW brokering freight

>70% of population infected soon
>riots soon
>water and power shut off soon
>martial law soon

I'm so fucking scared bros

>>17406694
And maybe all of our last words will be; "I did it."

I’ve spent at least 2 hours a day sometimes 3 times that fudding LINK for 1 year of my life.
Link was my only chance to make it but its too expensive. I have been swinging and getting a good stack and every time i recovered and make profit from the last loss it pumps out of nowhere for no reason after its already pumped.

Now im back where i started after all this effort fudding and swinging for so long. Fuck this world god hates me. Wtf should I do

Idk what to do bros.
I have 11k Linkies and work a low pay(but comfy) job at 24. Have no degree but learned some programming in my spare time.
My GF thinks i am about to graduate and doesnt know i dropped out. We both love each other but she went back to her own country from here when her work laid her off. Shes got a great job and career and financially sound.

However we have plans for me to move to her country(dont want to live in UK and always dreamed of leaving) but she thinks i’ll graduate and find a job. Well i cant. And although i can get there for a year or so thats all i can do. I have savings to do it but only as long as visa lasts(1 year). After that degree is generally required for visa unless i marry or someshit which is scary.
Do you think its all hopeless? I want to continue to learn programming and maybe in 1.5 more years i’ll be competent enough to get around degree requirements, but if LINK moons it will all workout. I just cant depend on that alone.
Any advice or am i just fucked?

All you had to do to become rich, was to download a fucking free software in 2009 and just click "Generate coins"

How did you grow out of acting like a poorfag?

I've started making decent money and my portfolio is starting to actually reach a sizeable amount but I still spend money like im a nearly homeless. How can I learn to spend my money? I don't mean like a normie that spends every penny on useless shit that doesn't better their life.

I mean stuff like spending it on fun experiences or on clothing that will be comfortable and look good or things that will make my life easier or directly more enjoyable. Im starting to think what good is money if you never spend it.

>TFW wasted my youth on videogames and 4chan and porn and other stupid wastes of time instead of actually learning skills and developing good habits

It wasn't worth it bros.

>Every decent job requires a university education
>With the way automation is going soon the simple jobs where you could make a living will be automated
>Immigration to another country often requires a degree
>Normies all ask what university you went to
>All the important life networks are built in university

Who else fell for the "education is a meme" meme?

I still remember the good old days when anons who said this meant they finally made it, all the buttcoiners and ETH Marines/whales have left us.

>tfw can't make frens because I'm way too smart and intimidate people
>my link fortune will only alienate me more
What's the point bros..I'm not poor and stupid enough to have real friends

>TFW you live in Canada
>TFW require a minimum salary of $60k a year in order to be able to move out and actually live a normal life (drive a car, savings each month, not live with 5 roommates)

I just want to be an independent adult...

6700 DENIED!!!!!!
BITCOIN IS DEAD!

I just found out every trade is a taxable event in Canada. I have day traded on so many exchanges and done so many trades and I need to calculate my profit/losses making my 600% gains in the red alll because of FUCKING TAXES

WHAT THE FUCK, FUCKING KIKES!! I HATE THIS SHIT IM GONNA KILL MYSELF THIS IS SUCH FU CKING BULLSHIT I RISK ALL MY MONEY AND WASTE A YEAR OF MY LIFE ON CRYPTO JUST TO PAY TAXES AND BE RED? AND I HODLED I WOULD BE 80 PERCENT DOWN. WHAT THE FUCK! THIS IS SUCH FUCKING BULLSHIT

yes and i dont know how it could get this far.
i make a measly 1.2k each month and my debt is at 3.2k. i got some linkies and i manage to get by every month...but for how much longer?

>be me
>be 27 year old ugly beta loser nofriends autist with no friends or social experiences since school, no female attention ever, have never been to a pub, club, or party, and have no passions in life
>wake up at noon, get out of bed at 1.15
>binged yesterday on McDonalds, chocolate, ice cream; will give up junk food but not sure about McDonalds
>have told myself that today is the last day for coffee but not sure whether to make it a rule or whether the whole idea of rules is self-limiting motivational bullshit for brainlets
>go to gym (still weak but lift for volume and because I feel like a fat fuck)
>now 4 pm and going in to central London to walk around, feel sad about life, drink coffee, and maybe reward myself with one final McDonalds meal as a reward for giving up coffee and McDonalds
>Chads and Staceys EVERYWHERE, which is demoralising as fuck
>walked through a university area filled with young people in the prime of their lives
>sitting outside drinking coffee

>be me
>be 27 year old ugly beta loser nofriends autist with no friends or social experiences since school, no female attention ever, have never been to a pub, club, or party, and have no passions in life
>woke up at 10 am
>read a book
>went to the gym
>gave up on workout after a short time because I was so weak from coffee ruining my sleep (the gym is unbearable if I'm not lifting as heavy as I can- Chads and Staceys everywhere, really shitty music)
>hot and sunny as fuck in London- Chads and Staceys everywhere
>went to Shoreditch- Chad and Stacey overload (not even a figure of speech this time)
>Shoreditch Town Hall is literally a nightclub
>saw a hostel with a huge sign: "sleep with people from different countries tonight ;-)"
>walked past but not in Brick Lane; not exaggerating when saying it was the Stacey singularity and I felt like an ugly shit stain on an Instagram picture
>the pointlessness of "jus go outside bro!" has NEVER been made more stark
>breathe a sigh of relief as I walk the short distance in to the Liverpool Street area, where the skyscrapers merely remind me that I'm a poorfag
>currently drinking coffee

What is the point? I can't bear to stay inside my flat all day, saving tonnes of money and doing productive things, and so on, because it makes feel pathetic and like I'm wasting my youth. I go outside and it's like inhaling vapourised blackpills.

>be me
>be 27 year old ugly beta loser nofriends autist with no friends or social experiences since school, no female attention ever, have never been to a pub, club, or party, and have no passions in life
>wake up at 7 am
>read a book, go back to sleep, don't leave bed until noon
>go to gym then go to full time job which miraculously requires almost no effort or time at the office
>leave job at 4 pm
>eat food while browsing the internet
>spend time learning boring maths to feel like less of a pleb
>leave flat to drink coffee in central London but change my mind and waste 30 minutes
>walk past pub filled with happy young people in the primes of their lives
>apply for jobs while watching question time with /pol/ but it's boring as fuck

Life sucks. I'm too ugly and non-normie to pass job interviews and get good jobs. I stupidly did a degree I hated so I threw away my chances of ever living an intellectual life.

If you don't go straight from Oxbridge to a prestigious company, why even bother?

I always did well in education until my last few years of university where I did almost no work and got only an acceptable grade. Now I feel jelly at people who at my age have concrete technical skills. If I have to be an Excel monkey for the rest of my life I may as well give up.

Living in a tiny studio flat feels like being cucked every single day. It is humiliating to live like this when every single person on tv lives in a large house. Being an ugly male is humiliating in 2018, especially when Chads and women get everything handed to them. I consider getting a £7.50/hr part time job and read about sugar babies getting £750 easily. Again, why bother? The humiliation alone is too much.

I read books and learn stuff to feel like less of a pleb but I am rudderless.

My only pleasures are junk food and coffee, which I should give up soon. Avoiding those and wasting time on the internet requires monk level willpower.

How will I cope with life when I don't even have free time?

>be me
>be 27 year old ugly beta loser nofriends autist with no friends or social experiences since school, no female attention ever; have never been to a pub, club, or party; have no passions

Life is going by so fast and I waste it all. I waste a lot of time on the internet but if you read the below, you will know why. It's like I view everything as a chore that needs to be avoided through procrastination.

I got bored of a history book I was reading and gave up on it. I abhor the modern humanitard mentality. If you want to know what it is, imagine an upper middle class person who says (honestly or not) Pynchon is funny and who reads the New Yorker. He is a pseudointellectual that claims his philosophising and literary interests are due to a love of knowledge but he knows nothing about STEM or anything practical or anything not marketed by a major publishing company or university. That's as succinctly as I can put it. The humanitard mentality is the prism that 99 % of all media is refracted through.

I don't have productive interests. There are just things I feel like I need to do to stop the pseudointellectuals coming after me (going through SICP, reading boring old books). I feel guilty for everything I do, don't do, and how I do it. I feel like I have to be more efficient in how I do things.

I have a full time job that requires no work and about 10 minutes per day at the office (plus commute) but I am still unhappy. I am insanely lazy and when I worked from 9 to 5 I saw my life as over. It was soul crushing.

Being an ugly autist without a posh accent is a career death sentence. I don't know how I will ever bother putting effort in to things, especially when I know Chads and women get everything handed to them. I see decades of boring work ahead of me.
My only pleasures in life are junk food, coffee, and McDonalds. My main hobby, apart from wasting time on the internet, is walking around London and hoping my 20s spontaneously stop feeling wasted.

>be me
>be 27 year old ugly beta loser nofriends autist with no friends or social experiences since school, no female attention ever; have never been to a pub, club, or party; have no passions

Life is going by so fast and I waste it all. I waste a lot of time on the internet but if you read the below, you will know why. It's like I view everything as a chore that needs to be avoided through procrastination.

I got bored of a history book I was reading and gave up on it. I abhor the modern humanitard mentality. If you want to know what it is, imagine an upper middle class person who says (honestly or not) Pynchon is funny and who reads the New Yorker. He is a pseudointellectual that claims his philosophising and literary interests are due to a love of knowledge but he knows nothing about STEM or anything practical or anything not marketed by a major publishing company or university. That's as succinctly as I can put it. The humanitard mentality is the prism that 99 % of all media is refracted through.

I don't have productive interests. There are just things I feel like I need to do to stop the pseudointellectuals coming after me (going through SICP, reading boring old books). I feel guilty for everything I do, don't do, and how I do it. I feel like I have to be more efficient in how I do things.

I have a full time job that requires no work and about 10 minutes per day at the office (plus commute) but I am still unhappy. I am insanely lazy and when I worked from 9 to 5 I saw my life as over. It was soul crushing.

Being an ugly autist without a posh accent is a career death sentence. I don't know how I will ever bother putting effort in to things, especially when I know Chads and women get everything handed to them. I see decades of boring work ahead of me.
My only pleasures in life are junk food, coffee, and McDonalds. My main hobby, apart from wasting time on the internet, is walking around London and hoping my 20s spontaneously stop feeling wasted.