/biz/ - Business & Finance

Sean Gismonte: You're supposed to push Chainlink.
Worker: I, I was just givin' them alternatives, shit!
Matthew Bevilaqua: Chainlink is our pick o' the week.
Worker: Why? It's got a three million data feeds that make no money, competition's robust, and their CCIP is 7 years behind, your coin's a dog.
Matthew Bevilaqua: (Sean and Matt beat the crap out of the worker) You fuckin' think a minute!
Manager: Hey, stop that! Hey, I'm still the manager here, this is unacceptable. Where's Sergey? I'm gonna make a call if you don't think I know who really runs this operation.
Matthew Bevilaqua: Get back in your fuckin' office! (looks around the room) Anybody else got a problem with Chainlink???

>>56825631
https://vocaroo.com/1llbbMIpzI6f

[Verse]
Yeah, listen up now, it's the toughest in the game
Chris Barrett, muscles bulging, ready to reign
I walk the streets, don't mess with me, I'm the boss
Sergey comes around, says someone's gotta pay the cost
I flex my biceps, ain't nobody gonna mess around

[Chorus]
Pay up, pay up, you owe us a lot of dough (ooh-yeah)
Pay up, pay up, you better cough it up, you know (uh-huh)
We run this town, we don't mess around, you better pay up now
Chris Barrett, Sergey's got your back, we ain't backing down (ooh-yeah)

>>56803438
yes

Chris Barrett is Sergey's WEF/Google appointed handler. They placed him on the team years ago to make sure Sergey doesn't rock the boat. Notice how he has never contributed anything of value to Chainlink and is always seen lurking around Sergey at official events. Look at his body language following Sergey in this clip: https://twitter.com/TheLinkMarine1/status/1709112727199735918

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb84Mq7NbrA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4isOSntnpo8

>>56433620
THEY GOTTA PAY UP
THEY GOTTA PAY UP
YEA
TOKEN IS NEEDED
JUS' NEED IT
YOU GOTTA PAY UP
THEY GOTTA PAY UP
TOKEN IS NEEDED
SNEED IT
YOU GOTTA PAY UP
THEY GOTTA PAY UP
FUDDERS CAN NOT BELIEVE IT

>>56283061
Barrett is Sergey's handler
Have you not seen a single picture of Sergey since SIBOS? Barrett is in half of them, watching over Sergey. He follows Sergey everywhere.

>For us to live any other way was nuts. Uh, to us, those goody-good Bagholders who worked shitty jobs for bum paychecks and took the subway to work every day, and worried about their LINK stack, were dead. I mean, they were suckers. They had no balls. If we wanted something, we just dumped LINK. If anyone complained twice they got dumped so bad, believe me, they never complained again.

>For us to live any other way was nuts. Uh, to us, those goody-good Bagholders who worked shitty jobs for bum paychecks and took the subway to work every day, and worried about their LINK stack, were dead. I mean, they were suckers. They had no balls. If we wanted something, we just dumped LINK. If anyone complained twice they got dumped so bad, believe me, they never complained again.

Well I don't know why I came here tonight
I've got the feeling that LINK doin alright
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wondering how I'll get to the McDs
Clowns to the left of me
Jews to the right
Here I am stakin in the middle with you

Yes I'm stakin Chainlink with you
And I'm wondering what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losing control, yeah I'm all over the place
Clowns to the left of me
Jews to the right
Here I am stakin in the middle with you
When you started off with dumping
And you're proud that you're a self-made man
And your fuddies they all come crawling
Suck you on the cock and say
Please
Please

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