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>>24076594
I’m literally shaking right now. I can’t believe this happened to me!!
>finally get my dad to take me to McDonald’s
>mcchicken is amazing obviously
>after the meal we're on our way out and I see him
>sergey is on his way to his limo
>go up and ask for his autograph
>"Is that all you want, kid?"
>my jaw drops and so does his plaid shirt
>I immediately dive between his folds and catch Big Mac sauce in my mouth, swallowing it quickly but not too quickly to savor the flavor
>half an hour passes and my stomach is about to burst
>at this point I'm actually starting to feel the singularity myself
>Sergey puts on his checkered blouse, winks at me, gets in his limo and leaves
>turns out my dad was watching the whole time
>says he wants to eat Sergeys secret sauce next time too

Christ almighty, what a night! And I'm still full!