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>>24946194
RYCEY investors aren't "people"

>>24219183
I'm just memeing, MOON is still a weird ETF to buy into honestly. If you want safety in your portfolio then I'd suggest going with SPY, VOO, or any other S&P 500 index fund. Keep in mind this is a long term stock, like 20 to 30 years long term. It makes a yearly gain of 10% but it's pretty much guaranteed to succeed. Everyone likes to think they can beat the DOW and 500 but rarely does that ever happen. Most of the anons here try to be day traders without realizing only 1% of day traders even make a profit. Avoid volatile markets and stick with VOO or SPY, it's more money in the long run and it's better than watching the market every hour of every day worrying about your gains/losses.

JNJ (Johnson & Johnson) is going to make a killing in the next few months. Coronahoax 2.0 is coming and money is going to be funneled into the asshole of JNJ big time. If you're not investing in them now then you'll regret it.