/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17926519
Thursdays are for blood sacrifices, Fridays are when emergency pump opperations always kick in (because all those options expiring on the same day)

>>17926554
cool, imma run out for cigs n tacobell, let you know if i see any soup kitchen lines on my way out

>>14861187
>he doesnt know...

>>14730999
damn those digits are a nice start

>>13574301
>he doesnt know

>>12986388
thats ok, we will need more BA spacecraft to work the space elevator so that we can make those orbital solar panels to power up our grid

besides, US military is BA's largest customer by far, the government can just print new money if BA starts going too far down

and besides, how many private jets are going to be needed/used so that those lawmakers can plan out that green deal anyways? those flights to and from DC and their constituents aint free you know

>>12403554
holy shit week 3 could be brutal

also friendly reminder that AMZN reports after hours Jan. 31

so expect to begin feburary with some big movement (ill let you speculate what direction)

anyone got good gmail name ideas so that i can revive the stickerbitch memes and dreams calendar with?
im not going to use my real gmail to do it

>>11956417
>>Ah yes I can imagine it now the second civil war would be ragging. Lord Amazon would control the west coast and Lord Apple the East coast

nah, it would be lord Bezos ruling the northern west coast, and The Apple Empire controlling the southern west coast

while the eastcoast is in the firm hands of defensive contractors backed by the institutional bank cartel, controlled by Lord Powell and his merciless Federal reserve
(or maybe madam Yellen would still be controlling the great Fed)

>>11956440
why not? worst case scenario i end up learning something new

>>11525191
repeat of last time?

>>11525204
yes it is, monthly divs, and best stocks there is all in one, no leverage

I swear if the defense industry didnt exist half my portfolio would be just DIA

>>11379603
>AMZN puts in july

you can not lie to me, i was the one betting against you all day that day

>>11196209
https://www.bnnbloomberg.ca/commodities/video/aurora-cannabis-says-q4-will-show-true-impact-of-cannimed-acquisition~1389264

>>11175724
which is why they dont

>>11175620
awful song, cant believe I wasted 2 minutes of my life listening to that

>>10485902
buy a put spread then, pussy. one guy here already blew up his entire account shorting Lexcorp, you can be number two

Bezos during earnings call (July 2018, colorized)