/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>25165664
What the fuck do they even talk about in index fund general
>"alright guys it's been 9 months so I checked my portfolio, it's up about 4.5% so I'm getting worried there might be a correction within the next year"
>"have you guys found any new index funds since I last posted in January"
>OP post is from 2019
>"27 relies omitted."
Meanwhile, at 8:40AM on /smg/:
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>"I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED"
>"I finally have about 150kUSD is that enough to move to Bogata or something"
>"I FUCKING TOLD YOU ABOUT GME DAWG"
>"QUICK SHORT TSLA"
>"BAKING"
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>>25165734
Gimmie the QRD.