/biz/ - Business & Finance

what a difference cropping a logo makes

its a beautiful thing to see

gamestocks forever

>he cant even keep his id's straight but im the one whos not making it?

give up
tick tock

>hes back

gamestocks and you better fucking belib it

>>54268888
big check for factual informatin

>>54261982
Nearly got it back online, just need a few more minutes. We're doing alright. Apu fell and spilled his lunch but we got him a new one, caused some delays overnight.

where's the pump team?

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP GAMESTOCKS NEWS

ORTEX REPORTING $GME SHARES BORROWED AS HIGH AS 345.27% (PREV 13.60%)

CREDIT SUISSE FINALIZES MAJORITY SALE OF SECURITIZED PRODUCTS GROUP & RELATED FINANCING BUSINESSES TO APOLLO GLOBAL; CS ASSETS PROJECTED TO FALL $55B UNDER TERMS

>>53703269
you're looking at put data taken from a bloomberginstein machine terminal showing an uncloseable amount of puts that are being rolled over, swapped, and hidden

its so crazy that credit sui is having so much issues i wish them the best

the current state of things

Can you imagine the DRS fervor when it hits 70%? You guys ready to own an entire Gamestocks company? Not the float, the entire fucking thing?

It's going to be a fucking dash to the finish.

I (CANT) with these (FAGGOTS)

guys please be patient, we have a failure to deliver the proper pump mixture (new pump magistrate, hadn't subscribed)

we have a few people on the way over to check it out. should be fine.

>>51597370
knee pads and some truck parts. billy from NJ, welcome

looked like he was trying to get in on that UK tradition where they just go around fucking people in car parks?

>>51572650
you are replying to yourself shilling and its embarrassing

that was a low effort troll

rc has a official (GOLD) FOUR CHANNELS hood pass and you are out of your mind if you think that little jew doesn't roll around here and in your head rent fucking free all day

this bitch wants to blow so fucking bad

the feeling is palpable

im going to send an extra pump magistrate over to the site for best precautionary measures

pump techs online

havent seen the magistrate but he is always late

crab bro u here

AHEM

TIME TO JUST OFF A GEM

It's pretty simple really...
>*hits pipe*
Several billion-dollar conspirators are openly operating a huge scam by over-shorting Gamestop (GME), with all regulators and government officials complicit in the fraud, all at the expense of noble 4chan & reddit NEETs. All financial reporting websites and metrics are wrong; the "bad guys" are somehow able to keep all these mega-shorts off their books with tricky accounting, but our esteemed reddit DD'ers have assured us - they still haven't covered!
>*hits pipe*
The entire stock market crash is because of GME. See, the hedge funds and investment banks need to continue selling assets in order to keep their over-exposed GME shorts from liquidating. The genius that is Ryan Cohen started a 'ticking clock' by announcing a stock-split dividend that *may* come into effect after June 2nd. Never mind how that would cause a short-squeeze... it just could, okay!?
>*hits pipe*
Once the market is in shambles, the whole financial system brought to its knees, the true MOASS will begin... the government, Federal Reserve and banking institutions will be powerless as the GME price starts to climb... 4-figures, 5-figures, 6-figures... they won't engage in any shenanigans, nor will they change rules, institute emergency measures, etc., because that would just be unfair! The entire system will have to implode and 4channers/redditors will be the only ones left standing, with riches beyond your wildest dreams.
>*hits pipe*
So, what do you say fellow 4channer... are you slurping the GME dip?

>>50777127
i only went for 45 last time.

guys i bought 1 (one) bbby call for jan at 20 strike
for .79 and i paper handed it and now im MAD

PUMP MAGISTRATES

SET UP HERE

THISLL HAVE TO DO

AND WITH THAT BEING SAID

AHEM

KEK KATHIES
KEK FRACTIES
KEK FAILURES TO DELIVER
KEK $FEE KINGS (welcome back)

WE. ARE. IN. THIS. BITCH

top of the morning (x5)

https://youtu.be/6RO7K4W-c9g
market opening music

guys im not even fucking around

been in since jan of last year

i actually think we might be close to our reassignment surgeries (transrich)

not even joking

can i get uuuuuhhhhh pump check