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>>11864082

He's right, but if he's too scared to tell you the details, I will...

The Reptilians (the lizard people space aliens) have an odd form of language.

In one of those weird coincidences of history, their word 𓂖𓁇𓀱𓀸𓁊𓁜 , which is pronounced "chain link" is a universal insult which roughly means "your mother copulates in a cube".

Well, as you can imagine, they have misunderstood the idea of crypto, and think that the entire thing, "chainlink in particular", is nothing more than a "screw you" by humanity.

So, they've sent an invasion force to destroy us all. But the justice department found out in time, and negotiated a settlement where all cryptos will be deemed illegal and the holders of chainlink will be turned over to the reptilians to feast upon during a purification ritual.