/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>25163436
>select alts being pumped to levels we wouldnt comprehend possible today
Well I hope I chose correctly or I'm just gonna have to suck dick for the rest of my life aren't I

>>24523095
the bags practically carry themselves

Alright, /biz, I was told Pnk would be 5x by the end of the week. When is the jump going to happen?

>>24414082
uniswap, sir

>>22937749
>he doesn't know how to set up email notifications for when a case comes in

Fuckkkkkkkk.... bro’s I am freaking out like a total bitch man. I messed up Big time. I was at my buddy Dan’s mom’s house after skating this gnarly 8-set in February, and I saw a bottle of pills laying there.

I messed up bro’s. I put them in my pocket. This morning I got a call from the Kleros court clerk. Apparently I have a Kleros warrant out for my arrest.

What should I do? I’m worried sick. I can’t eat. They said I could face up to 36 months in Kleros jail in Mumbai. Has anyone gone to Kleros court? If Dans mom drops the charges can I get out of this? Please give me any and all advice. I’m afraid, this Kleros judge seems pretty strict :/

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Watch smart con you fucking idiots ari Juels himself hinted at it. Logo for Kleros and chainlink are both platonic solids, both are dispute resolution layers, both have 1 billion max supply, both have autistic development teams and even more autistic fan bases.

you guys are the best
i bought in under one cent
because of the memes

>>21438888
Pink quadruple 8888s Kleros is Kek's favorite

Never forget Christmas anon.

>>/biz/thread/S16631115

now MUSH, wagie! MUSH!

MUSH, WAGIE. FUCKING MUSH.

*CRACK*

thanks to :

Christmas anon
Clement
Autism
all you wild-eyed dreamers.

$1 waiting room.

KLEROS

WHAT. THE FUCK. WAS THAT?!

Another day, another ATH.

Is this the $1 waiting room?

MUSH, wagie.

>>20398296
>$1000 eoy
>have 100k pinkies
God, wouldn't that be something?

Still not too late noPNKERS

>March 2021
>8 months post corona societal collapse
Some gentlemen pulled up to my neighborhood looking for food and supplies

My, my I am glad I went all in Kleros in 2020, right before the fall of the world as we then knew it. I head to the newly formed citadel that Lord Pepe made us PNK holders, to keep us safe. We were now the guardians of a new kind of stewardship. When the courts and cities fell, it was all too easy for Kleros to pick up the pieces. Quarantines in 2020 were often thought to be lifted after a few months, and then they just....weren't.

3 months turned into 6 months, and when the winter got cold, and Donald Trump was re-elected, we knew we were all fucked. After the millionth death, it was only a matter of time until the chip implants came into play. We rang in the new year in style, with Japan sending regular harems of a few dozen women to the compound.

It felt bad, looking out on the normies, who could only go out once per day, for 90 minutes at time, to the nu-government regulated food banks.

>the guards see me, but they also see my PNK pin. Shining purple, letting everyone know i'm part of the imperial new order.

>I flip the guard 10 Kleros to let me thru the gates. This was about about $75 now, but we all know it'd be gaining in value every month, as it has the last year.,

>"SIR, good to see you SIR"

I laugh. He was grateful. It really was that easy.

Things were getting better, for us. Everyone else, it's too early to tell. They're our slaves now. Those who do not show up to Kleros court, there's rules now. You have 12 hours to comply, and make up your missed appearance, or that chip in your arm, it explodes. So many one armed people wandering around in the city. Like a weird zombie movie but full of bewildered non-believers.

They should have listened.

>>19754831
>ewt
nigger detected

>>19680674
I'm going to curate a list of the biggest faggots on BIZ and you're on it nigger.

>>19400918
>>19400943
>>19400959
Get the rope ready is all i got to say...

Where were you when Clement started the golden bull run? MUSH WAGIE. MUSH.

Lefuckinglegit bro

The power of decentralized justice has been recognized and now it's time to change the world

>110k Pinkies

>>18924937
i have 3500 of these things. i bought them in december when they were less than a penny iirc.
im waiting to see if the moon prophecy comes true. if it goes through the roof one day, i'll be laffin. if it goes to 0, i couldn't care less. its just a weird shitcoin that i bought because it had some funny memes.