/biz/ - Business & Finance

GM BSV'ers, i bring good news! Are you tired of seeing your investment hit the skids? Disheartened by the almost weekly ATLs, Ayres pump and dumps and subsequent delistings?
Well, start looking up again because salvation is at hand, and it comes in the form of ANOTHER creg lawsuit against an anonymous twitter account with, lets see, about 600 followers for being too mean to him on the internet, kek. You can sleep soundly knowing once mr. twitter anon defaults on the suit rather than spend $3 million dollars defending in the pay2win English courts that it will once and for all (this time, we promise) prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that creg is satoj, and from there something else that is unspecified at this current time will happen resulting in cregs promised $1200 per coin, and more!
All you guys have to do is hold on, just a little bit longer, just to the end of yet another vanity lawsuit, and youll make it. Can you do that? Keep your concerns about this coin to yourself just a little while longer? Do it for the team? WAGMI frens.