/biz/ - Business & Finance

>saw Elon Musk in my dream last night
>wanted to take a selfie with him
>he insisted of me getting up on his soulders for the selfie
what he fuck, is this a buy signal?

This nigger artificially pumped BTC over $40K and fucked up market cycles. Hope Tesla crahses to $100 in march

He bought at the very top

Literal cringe

Also ELON MUSK IS UGLY

>[Tesla] is now valued at $700bn - more than Toyota, Volkswagen, Hyundai, GM and Ford combined.

How is this possible?

https://www.theweek.co.uk/people/57553/top-billionaires-who-richest-person-world

As a tribute to our guru & saviour Elon Musk and the anniversary of the SpaceX mission, we have minted 28,061,971 $ELONX (birth date of Elon Musk) and we’ve split this into two potions. One portion goes to providing liquidity & to presale participants and the remaining portion (10%) goes to a locked wallet (‘Tesla Wallet’) which will be released to a lucky wallet address holder once Elon tweets or retweets the $ELONX token. How can you win? Be a holder of $ELONX.

Elonxonomics: Max Supply: 28,061,971 ELONX •Presale: 50% •Liquidity Uniswap: 40% •Tesla wallet: 10% (No minting capabilities, developer or marketing tokens in existence) The moment Elon Musk tweets " ELONX" from his official Twitter page the lottery stops and all holders will be eligible to win the Tesla(s). Hard cap: 2 Tesla model X and 1 Tesla model S (25 ETH).

https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x8791820f7f8e770819aaf534e228eca2a0d82de9

https://team.finance/view-coin/0x605da996EF24e84f7b3baF8Df6926C260C7A90A6?name=Thx%20Elon&symbol=ELONX

https://uniswap.info/token/0x605da996ef24e84f7b3baf8df6926c260c7a90a6

>Be hard-working entrepreneur who self-taught himself and created his first company at 25.
>Proves that the American dream success story is possible through free-market enterprise, hard work, risk, and dedication.
>Starts impossible juggling SpaceX and Tesla and making moves in big financial world
>Gets noticed by hedge-globokike fakemoney parasite cartel, gets attacked and smeared in 2018 by fake media and defends both companies from massive shorts, corprorate sabotage and subversion attacks.
>2021 february comes - single #GAMESTONKS tweet blows hedge-globokike fakemoney parasite cartel with 25B loss
>week later invests 1B+ in BTC blows hedge-globokike fakemoney parasite cartel that's been shorting BTC since 2017 with probably another $20B losses in one day
Is this most based man that's fucking alive on the planet right now or what ?

What's his FUCKING problem?

What the fuck is his problem? Why does he shill a PnD

Why does this faggot shill shitcoins like BTC, DOGE and GME?

Like seriously. It's 2021. We have excellent proof of stake protocols that are way more decentralized and environmentally friendly than Bitcoin. Bitcoin is so fucking 2013 and a trash coin by today's standards.

And if you are a BTC maximalist shill you need to go back! you don't belong on /biz/

>>27483610
Did somebody call?

When will the SEC arrest this fucking shitcoin pumper?
He is worse than fucking McAfee!!!
He deserves jail time for ruining the economy

When did you realize that he is Satoshi?