/biz/ - Business & Finance

I can't handle this fucking stress any fucking more. I'm selling everything and donating what little profits I have to the United Negro College Fund and then drinking a gallon of Clorox to end it all.

Bye frens and Bobos. Peace out & gl.

>>57563656
Siacoin (TICKER: $SC)

>>28935106
>that image
>this post
I cant make it and fuck off fast enough lads.

I'm too scared to pull the triggers on meme shitcoins scams like TEND but then when I see other meme shit coin scams dump like AMPL dump on everyone it feels good. Do you guys just yolo into shit and hope it does well?

when will it be safe to buy back in?

I lost 20% of my portfolio today. Any /biz/ bros drinking with me tonight? What are you drinking? Heineken here

>finally told girlfriend my private keys incase I die.
>thought she was the one
>been living together for 1 year.
>she wants her half now.
>mfw what's the point in life anymore when the one you thought would be your soulmate was only in it for the money?

She never knew about crypto or my wealth until a week ago I thought I would surprise her. I've been working as a real estate agent and have been envolved in crypto for the past 2 years now. Bought eth really cheap.

Wanted to surprise her and tell her we never have to work again and she is demanding her half now. She works as a secretary. I thought she would be very pleased to know we don't have to ever work anymore. What the fuck do I do? Like I seriously thought she loved me this whole time. She never knew about my wealth and now she is just threatening to leave me.

>27 years old
>never had sex or driven a car
>retired from crypto lately
>still feel empty inside.

So there you idiots have it. I've as they say "made it". Currently sitting on around 5MM from 50,000$ trading for the past year.

I've cashed out 200,000$ so I can have enough to live off of for the next 3 years while my crypto grows. But you want to know the worst part about it?

I tried going to the gym the past few months. I'm not fat but I'm not ripped either. Last night tried to go to a bar to pick up a woman and just talk to her. I studdered and couldn't speak clearly.

She laughed at me and walked away. I'm trying to do it. I'm trying to fucking fix my fuck up of a life I've let my self become. I see all of these successful people who have careers and jobs with 6 figure salaries and hot wifes like doctors and lawyers.

Why the fuck can't I get a wife or girlfriend even though in 5 years from now ill easily have 50MM. Seriously guys what the fuck do I do to get a woman? I don't want to tell her my money status as you guys say that's the most dangerous thing you can do so I'm trying to pick up a woman who will love me for being me.

If I have to spend another year alone I seriously don't know if I'll be able to live with myself. I might just jump off a bridge and help you anons out by forever losing my private keys and take my bitcoins to the grave.

Good Evening, I come to you tonight in dire need of help. I am a 56 year old Canadian who decided to take my chance at cryptocurrency after watching a news story about the bitcoin price reaching all time highs last month.

You see, I run a small plumbing business. I have one other apprentice plumber who works with me. I usually do it casually on the weekends, some hot water tanks here and there. On average I make around $85,000 a year.

After seeing how high bitcoin rose I knew this was my chance to be able to early retire. So i researched what to do and make a smart purchase. I typed in what is "cryptocurrency" and it lead me to this website called Bitcointalk.org

I began reading about many great alternative investments because I couldn't afford to purchase one whole bitcoin. It was already $3000 per bitcoin share. So i discovered this one crypto called "XtraBytes"

I didn't have much for savings in the bank. Only around $21,500. I did how ever have around $50,000 in gold bars. But that still was not enough.

So i decided to go to the bank and apply for a loan. I took out a $125,000 loan. Said it would be for trucks and tools. I put it all on Xtrabytes and its crashed down 35% already. I've lost $45,000 of that fucking loan already, and I wont be able to make my interest payments on this loan pretty soon here.

I'm digging into my life savings, and gold reserves to try to make ends meet, and pay for my employees wages. I may have to let him go soon. Oh god guys, i am really needing some help here I just don't know where to go.

If any of you guys could find it in your heart to give me some advice. Do i just hold onto all my xtrabytes and hopefully it will come around? I sure hope all my gold doesn't go away.

How can I turn my $80,000 of crypto into 200,000 I just wanted an early fucking retirement. Please help thank you

I think I may have made the mistake of my life /biz/.

Been in a relationship with this woman I met at college while majoring in political science and liberal arts. We have been common law for a little over a year now. Things had been going well until last night.

You see I have made it a habit to use two internet browsers on my laptop. Google chrome for all my normie stuff like facebook, instagram, youtube and twitter. Then I use firefox for my secret private things like crytocurrency, 4chan, and porn.

Well last night when my GF asked to use my laptop and I didn't hesitate because i thought everything was fine like usual. Turns out I logged into my cointracking and forgot to sign out in google chrome.

She went there and saw my balance, found all this money i had been hiding from her this whole entire time. I literally don't know what to do now. She says that because i'm from canada the common law rules state after 6 months of living together she is entitled to half of my finances.

What should i do /biz/ I thought i was being smart by using two internet browzers but it feels like my whole world is tumbling down.

>Tell me about yourself

what are my options /biz/? I don't know what to do with my lack of skills.

>24
>still live at home
>degree in political science
>student loans
>few internships with a municipal shared services waste removal organization
>wage slaved for a year.
>don't know many people/have a huge network.

if you woke up with this being your circumstance what career move would you make? I don't stand out much, I'm not incredibly clever or smart. I'm a hard worker when I get a job, and I'm always eager to learn when I'm working. All of my employers have said I've stood out in that regard. Is law school worth the money? It seems like everyone and their mother is a lawyer now.

>>269180
i was a young faggot. sketchy ass hoodlums sold me oregano instead of weed. never again.