/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>10165218
Just as a headsup guys, I'm gonna take this picture back on my next timetraveling trip and make fun of all the newfags for being so old in the future

>>7603901
You see, I myself only *ironically* buy at the all time high

You have to choose how to divide your portfolio into your top three most favorite and optimistic coins for the long term that you must hold for at least the rest of the year until New Year's Day 2018,
Each 30% of your portfolio, and then one moonshot meme coin to put the final 10% on, just in case it moons.

Otherwise, this guy will come to your bed and stick his dick in your butt before he flies off on the spaceship on the comet Hale Bopp to take his followers with him and not u while u burn in the fire of what is left of Earth.

>>2065556
Can't tell if this is facetious,
Leaning on the end of it being so, eke, a meme
Either way so sad buddy, you didn't get those quints,
I feel for ya
Don't worry tho,
You'll get em next time