/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11464292
For some people, that is their entire identity. They cannot detach from this and simply exist on their own merits, they feel the need for constant attention and validation because without it; they are nothing, forced to go through life on an even playing field which terrifies them.

>>11434660
Keep going, I swear it's gonna get better.

gimme a good brand name

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Anybody else wishes hehad a dad like this

>>10840032
Anon...
Do you not realize that that line of reasoning, is literally how rapists and murderers sleep at night. Just because you are incapable of experiencing a pure thought, does not mean they don't exist. It is beyond self centered to think shit like that. This reminds me of the hollywood thing where they can't imagine that joe schmo in the rust belt isn't just as nefarious and perverse as they are. Even when meeting someone who is evidently not a fucking lunatic, they believe its an act. They literally can not understand what a good, normal human being is.

>>10838064
29 yo virgin here
i am not even ugly, but short and women just ignore me
i'd be more interested to know what happens when I get my wizards?

>chicks can just get tits/ass with minimal amounts of plastic surgery/exercise
>dudes are stuck with their height and dick length forever

Anyone know how long it takes for your Robinhood account to be verified/accepted?

Wagey, the corporation needs to complete this project before December. They're looking into hiring 10 more people for 6 months to make it before deadline. Can you fly there to see if you could help them. Two weeks later I had automated the whole process and based on my calculations saved the corporation about $500k. My reward was a $500 bonus. Just

Holy shit I'm glad I stuck to the wizard path stop fucking my food it's disgusting.

>>10137859
cast a magic spell on her

You wake up in a delightful forest you can't recognize. You believe to be alone until an elegant young woman approaches you.

> I am Lida, Queen of the Nymphs. A foul monster imprisoned me in this inescapable forest eons ago. By the end of the season you will perform one of two rituals, the ritual of longing, or the ritual of shorting. Performing the wrong ritual or doing so clumsily will trap your soul inside one of these trees. But if you’re succesful we’ll be free to abandon this cursed land, I’ll bind myself to you, and teach you a conjuration to summon me that will force me to obey your every command.

As you notice her ample bosom, you try casting your mightiest incantation of thot banishment but for some reason this forest neuters your incantation. Whoever sent you to this place may be an adversary with arcane knowledge almost comparable to yours.

Then the trees started arguing.

What's a comfy part-time job?

>i.e. can't get a job even if they wanted to

reveal yourselves joblets

t. Unemployed comp sci graduate of 2 years

>inb4 joblet uprising

>>9293363
this desu

>locked and loaded lads

>>9235909
>my strategy
>buy high
>sell low

Do you guys care if I hang out here? I won't namefag. I just need a general to lurk in. I want to be a millionaire by 40 but I'm uneducated and everything but I read all day and still trying.

I don't own stocks but 500 dollars in a Roth ira

Anyone else still in denial actually thinking that Bitcoin will ever reach a new ATH?

>>8194546
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>>7637961
This is a church, please be respectful.

>>6609928
Hush bad omen hush

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