/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58474071
This is... Hm.
On the one hand it's hilariously bad, and sounds nothing like women sound let alone the zoomettes that are out there.
On the other hand, based and accurate depiction of women's real priorities.
Sadly, I've already accepted that I will only be satisfied with a woman who held shares for as long as I have, so my dating pool is going to be miniscule.
Good thing the global economic collapse will give us weimar-era availability of hot young sugar babies!