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Wait, what.

SIGA holders honestly deserved this

Literally just yell at her from your balcony.

HEY! BELLA! UP HERE! HEY! YOU'RE LOOKING REALLY BEAUTIFUL TODAY MY NAME IS ANON YOU SHOULD HIT ME UP SOMETIME

The throw your phone at her so she can add her number

>>49949825
>They LITERALLY work for China
>for free

I saw Honky Tonk Man at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything, but he cut me off and said “Oh, like you’re doing now? It's not cool. I"M COOL.”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “I'M JUST A HONKY TONK MAN! HE'S A HONKY TONK MAN, IM A HONKY TONK MAN” and doing that hip sway dance thing. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter and said "IM THE GREATEST INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION OF ALL TIME".
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me while shaking his hips. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly and said he had to get out to his Cadillac before he got a parking ticket.