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>>19783082
Gomenasai, my name is Craig-Sama.

I'm a 50 year old Australian Autismo (Crypto investor for you gaijins). I use white papers and bonded couriers in court, and spend my days perfecting my scam and playing superior Bitcoin forks. (BSV, AI on the blockchain)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak technicals poorly, both crypto and the regular CS, and I write poorly as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bullshido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my recognition in court, I am moving to MtGox to attend a prestigious exchange to learn more about their magnificent exit. I hope I can become an impostor for Satoshi Nakamoto or a scammer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I lie to my followers and jury of my peers and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Court!