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>>30272756
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29865414
>State tax
Laughs from Florida

>>26039151
If I may, I stocked shelves and have a good story from Walmart.

>be me
>be 16
>be a real-life ginger
>I stock shelves and let people know where stuff if when they are lost.
>One day I am stalking a meat section of the freezers.
>An old Asian man approaches me.
>His hair is pure white and translucent, like it was made of droopy clouds.
>He's wearing all denim. From head to toe. All blue.
>He says "Excuse me, I am looking for flan. F-L-A-N."
>Spells out flan to me like I don't speak english.
>But I do know what Flan is because of Courage the Cowardly Dog.
>Guess it is in the Jello Isle.
>Take him to isle. I'm correct.
>He takes the two brands of flan I give him and puts them both in his, already used, plastic walmart bag.
>He says "Excuse me son, but are you married?"
>"Uhhh. No Sir. I'm 16."
>Have no idea where this is going, but I don't know how to get out of the situation.
>"You should get married, and have maaaaany children."
>"Okay Sir"
>"Because the red hair. The red hair is going extinct. Soon they're be no red hair people. So you need to get married and have MAAANY Children."
>"Okay sir. Please enjoy your flan."
>"Okay. Okay. Thank you, and remember to have kids."
>"Okay sir. Thanks"

TL;DR: I helped a denim-suited asian man find flan and he told me people like me were going extinct. Pretty mild for wal-mart.

>>25520867
TLRY
CURLF
TCNNF
GTBIF
PW
PLNHF
JUSHF
IIPR
MRMD