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>> No.20095812 [View]
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>Kung Flu spreads across California again
>Tesla Plant gets shutdown again
>Elon Musk loses his fucking mind again and actually gets arrested for stock manipulation and/or workplace safety violations
>Tesla stocks plummet from 1200 back down to 200
>I turn 1,000 bucks in TSLA Puts into a 100 billion overnight and become second richest man on Earth

Alright, for real though, what would actually happen in that case? There's no way any short seller can post enough collateral to handle the margin call. If I use something like TDAmertitrade, would I to sue to get my profits or would that be their problem?

>> No.18498275 [View]
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18498275

FUCKING
STOP BUYING YOU FUCKING NIGGERFEDS! STOP MANIPULATING THE MARKET! STOP IT! IT'S NOT HEALTHY FOR THE ECONOMY! ALSO STOP BAILING OUT EVERY SINGLE FUCKING COMPANY! IT DESTROYS THE FREE MARKET YOU MOTHERFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKERS

FUUUUUUUUUCK YOU

it's literally pic related...

>> No.17796535 [View]
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17796535

what sound does a money printer make?

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