/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>He walks into your room, belt buckle undone with mcdonalds grease glistening his hairy chest
>>He loosely flings off his daily steve jobs plaid shirt
>>You brace yourself uncomfortable, the binds keeping you shackled spread eagled on the floor

"yes master, nulinkers deserve death. they are just trying to buy this synth-russian vaporware dogshit token on the low by fudding a chinese CCP fly-fishing counter protestor forum. not like your browse it master or have any fucking semblance of a fatass walrus scammer mindset."

He smiles.

He slowly walks over to you.

"And what do you say to the deceivers?"

"You'll never buy sub one dollar again! Nice try, didn't read, not selling! been holding for 700+ days. imma just keep buying like the dumb dipshit pig i am. it'll eventually work out no matter what because im too stupid to understand economics and i compare this opportunity to ethereum cuz im a fat, fucking retarded pig that loves to pay for your expenses and vacations"

He assumes the position now, a chair on top of your bare naked chest. He grunts and let out a massive fart.

"That's right... I've been holding it for 700,000 blocks, it's nice and hot and stinky..." He trails off, a distant look in his eyes as he glances and looks at all the chainlink posters in the room.

He grunts and out comes, a fat nasty shit on your chest.

"Another 700k, dumped. Take it in your GPI."

"Thank you master, partnership confirmed. To the moon!"

>>22925359
fraud

>>22925516
>>22925400


>>BUY LINK
>>ORACLES
>>TECHNOLOGY
>>BLOCKCHAIN
>>ERC20 SHIT TOKEN
>>BUY CHAINLINK
>>SIRGAY IS WELL SPOKEN AND A GENIUS AND CREATED BITCOIN
>>WE ARE NOT A CULT
>>BELIEVE IN VAGUE UNDERSTANDINGS
>>A BLOGPOST MADE US PUMP
>>SIBOS, NEXT EVENT, NEXT MONTH, $10, $100, $1000, $10000, $100000, ETC, ETC
>>INSIDER THREAD, BELIEVE ME, NOT PAID BY CHAINLINK TO PROMOTE, BELIEVE ME
>>CHAINLINNK NOT UNDER INVESTIGATION FROM SEC
>>DEVS ARE DUMPING, NO THEY'RE ACTUALLY GIVING IT TO START-UPS
>>IT WILL CHANGE YOUR FUCKING LIFE MAN, ALL IN
>>GET YOUR ENTIRE FINANCIAL FUTURE ON THIS, COME ON MAN
>>COME ON THIS TITANIC WITH USSSS, REEEE, WHY AREN'T YOU BUYING OUR BAGGGSSSS!

HE BELONGS IN JAIL

>>17986477
LINK INTERNET DEFENSE FORCE

NOBODY ASKS THESE QUESTIONS

NOBODY CARES, STOP PROPPING UP DUMBASS QUESTIONS. WHEN WILL THIS USELESS TOKEN WITH NO SOLID MATHEMATICS OR TECH BEHIND BECOME VALUED AT A CERTAIN VALUE.

STOP BEING FOOLED INTO THESE SHILLS PLANS


1. arrest the google cloud dev for insider trading
2. arrest sirgay for securities fraud
3. well first, you'll have to extradite him after he flees
4. arrest ari for money-laundering
5. fine binance for allowing millions upon millions of chainlink tokens to be discretely sold OTC

What you can do

>>report all chainlink posts, count them up, report them
>>expose shill groups in discords with screenshots
>>petition jannies to ban chainlink on sight
>>report to the sec, the more reports, the more likelier they are to look into it
>>post and write about the ongoing scam

>>17497101
>01▶>>17497179
>File: tenor (1).gif (407 KB, 498x474)

9 posts in this thread and he won't shut the fuck up and acts like the bigger man. I don't even own any nulink but I just hate seeing you pajeet hired fucking shills follow Sirgay's orders for rupees to knock yet again, another token out. You'll burn in hell stifling crypto's innovation for your scam.

>>17263704
>>17263756

• It's already up 10x, and there is zero indication that anyone can get even a 2x going forward
• Sirgay goes to business meetings in a shirt that he only washes once every 3 (three) months, and never takes off, even when he goes to sleep; how can anyone take him seriously?
• Most Linklets have $500 or less "invested" in this shitcoin; nobody is going to "make it", and 99% of these so-called investors are absolute loser incels
• The "oracle problem" simply does not exist
• ChainLink will literally not exist in less than 5 years
• 630 + 70 = 700

>>16822443
then go broke faggot
>>ironic unironic shitposting, thanks buddy
>>I can’t belive anyone would dislike my 2 year long shitcoin spam campaign laden with newfuck 2016 migrant rebbit memes and overload mannerisms on their only outlet from normie social media
>>I am convinced that 10 people posting jokes is enough to suppress the price of a 1 billion dollar marketcap shitcoin, yes, this is how either important to my shitcoin
>>I find this place or how worthless my shitcoin is due to the fact it can be swayed by 10 nobodies
>>Alright boys! The Fud died down a bit, let's post the same 15 threads again!
>>Pajeet, get your men on it! Keep shilling, keep posting. Form a false groupthink that everyone loves our shittoken, damn the easiest money I've ever made.
>>The irony that paid pajeets shilling some imaginary sirgay skydaddy token with esoteric garbage have the balls to call true-blooded europeans posting here pajeet
>>shit streets shitting up this board

>>16778350
>>16778368
>>16778430
>>16778477

>>BUY LINK
>>ORACLES
>>TECHNOLOGY
>>BLOCKCHAIN
>>ERC20 SHIT TOKEN
>>BUY CHAINLINK
>>SIRGAY IS WELL SPOKEN AND A GENIUS AND CREATED BITCOIN
>>WE ARE NOT A CULT
>>BELIEVE IN VAGUE UNDERSTANDINGS
>>A BLOGPOST MADE US PUMP
>>SIBOS, NEXT EVENT, NEXT MONTH, $10, $100, $1000, $10000, $100000, ETC, ETC
>>INSIDER THREAD, BELIEVE ME, NOT PAID BY CHAINLINK TO PROMOTE, BELIEVE ME
>>CHAINLINNK NOT UNDER INVESTIGATION FROM SEC
>>DEVS ARE DUMPING, NO THEY'RE ACTUALLY GIVING IT TO START-UPS
>>IT WILL CHANGE YOUR FUCKING LIFE MAN, ALL IN
>>GET YOUR ENTIRE FINANCIAL FUTURE ON THIS, COME ON MAN
>>COME ON THIS TITANIC WITH USSSS, REEEE, WHY AREN'T YOU BUYING OUR BAGGGSSSS!

>>16614520
>>16614522
>>16614523
>>16614531
>>16614547
>>16614558
>>16614577

पहले एयरड्रॉप्स बिज़ पर होते थे, सेर्गे ने उन्हें कॉपी किया और अपने सहकर्मियों को बोर्ड पर बिठाया, प्रमोटरों का भुगतान किया, फिर बिज़ पर लोगों से संपर्क किया ताकि प्रमोशन, इनसाइडर ट्रेडिंग, घोटाला हो सके first airdrops took place on biz, sergay copied them and got his coworkers on board, paid promoters, then contacted people on biz to promote, insider trading, scam आपूर्ति का 65%, किसी भी समय डंप कर सकता है, Google ब्लॉगपोस्ट (इनसाइडर ट्रेडिंग) कॉइनबेस लिस्टिंग और पंप का कारण बना 65% of supply, can dump at any time, टोकन पर कोई विकास नहीं, संभव नहीं, eip170, इथेरियम में कॉल (अनुबंध करने के लिए अनुबंध) मुश्किल है, केवल एशियाई पैसे पर चल रही मार्केटिंग google blogpost (insider trading) caused coinbase listing and pump no development on token, not possible, eip170, calls (contract to contract) in ethereum are difficult, only marketing going on for asian money

The more I argued with chainlinkers, the better I came to know their memetic ramblings. First they counted on the stupidity of their bagholders, and then, when there was no other way out, they themselves simply played up the end of the year (EOY) price. If all this didn't help, they pretended not to not read and not sell, or, if challenged, they ended the thread and reposted four hours later, quoted memes which, if you accepted them, they immediately related to entirely scammy matters, and then, if again attacked, they proposed all FUDDERs were actually chainlink holders and pretended not to know exactly why you denounced their scam. Whenever you tried to attack their beloved master sirgay, your hand closed on a jelly-like meme which divided up and poured through your fingers and they would repost the same four or five type of threads again. But if you really struck one of these bagholder idiots so telling a blow that, observed by the channers, he couldn't help but agree, and if you believed that this had taken you at least one step forward, your amazement was great the next day. The Chainlinker had not the slightest recollection of the thread before, he rattled off his same old nonsense as though nothing at all had happened, EOY, web3, swift protocol, oracles, we love sirgay and do something for a small amount of chainlink and, if indignantly challenged, affected amazement; he couldn't remember a thread, except that he had proved the correctness of his memes the previous day.

>>16000649
>>16000652
Pay attention closely, this is the faggot scamming chainlink team and their promoters. No one would suck these retards dicks as hard as themselves. They also shill and shit up every thread that isn't chainlink because they are parasitic cancer. See the organized collusion in obvious false facts? LOOK GOY, THE PRICE WILL BE X AND IT HAS TO BE, JUST HAS TO BE. They're forgetting the team's inepitude, competitors, anti-monopoly clauses, the current cloud of obscurity and the fact that chainlink has ripped and stolen all of its idea, marketing and is used paid promoters. See the message and how they repeat it over and over. It's obviously paid promotions. Who else would defend a shitcoin so religiously? All the time, constantly. The linker cries in pain as he shits up your board and forces his shitty memes down your throat and drags post quality down. Religions work in similiar ways and it's precisely this that is going to have the SEC kick in the fucking doors of their office. They are a cult and they have paid promoters posting over and over. It's like the DNC and Hillary all over again, they're trying to form groupthink here and I can't believe you guys fell for it. When are you fat faggot assholes going to fuck off from this board? Is a few rupees really mean that much to you to scam innocent NEETs of their hard-earned money. Just post the screenshots of Sirgay paying you already and we can report him to the SEC.

lol even so called chainlink partners are already jumping ship and adopting new oracle partners, even before they actually used chainlink
crypto is a scam, chainlink is a scam

>>15840604
>>15840682
>>15840788
>>15840967

He inhales deeply then takes out a Cuban cigar. Lighting first a $100 bill then using it light the cigar. You can smell the ashy scent lingering in the room as the smoke drifts up.

"Th-they said... $32 million dollars isn't worth my Oracle solution, that skinny, pedophile, meth, twink vitamin can kiss my neet asshole. when the verizon singular happens, everyone will know...."

"No master, let me kiss your whale 65% ass. Dump it on me. I'll wait for the singularity."

"How about this singularity marine!" He screams as a shit flies out onto your chest.

Retarded delusions creep your mind as the raw gas of his asshole makes your delirious, you prepare yourself for the joy. you pucker up and smooch sirgay's asshole, the sharpie still twitching in your little link boipucci.

"Just imagine all the data being sanitized by reputation, like Uber. No sybil attacks, all ERC20 based."

He lets out another fart and grunts again.

"Another 700k!"

You shout ecstatically, "build that oracle solution, buy that towncrier! hire more devs!"

"I've give you something to cry about" He replies. Once more he grunts again and shits a violent flow of diarrhea, this time getting on your chin and lip.

"Hey man, where's the bathroom?"

"Oh sorry bro! we're jus-just doing a little thing here, we're actually the link conference here, bathrooms are to your right."

"uhhhhhhhhhhh" says the confused onlooker as he quickly scuffles away.

"I'll shill for you Master!" As you cry out, the sloppy heap of shit covering your body as it slides down.

"1k EOY is FUD!"

"No... I will give you the fud." He grunts again and proceeds to let out a gassy fart.

"Another 700k!" He cries out as he lets his sweet, hairy cheeks flap as another shit dumps out.

"Di-di-", the shit overflowing your mouth, "d-didn'... arghhh, didn't read, not selling"

>>15826372
HE BELONGS IN JAIL

>>hide all link threads
>>report all link threads
>>get the fucking jannies to do their job and keep it to a chainlink general
>>no more pajeeting, get in the sticky

Send out as many reports as you can to the SEC for Chainlink, exit scamming, fraud and operating an illegal ICO. Do not estimate the power of positive thought! Together, we are all in this together, we can finally clean this board of this crypto-russian-canadian scam

SIRGAY FOR PRISON 2020!

l-le-let me telll you something, our token with paid promotion and 50 million raised on the backs of single moms and neets has scammed, lied and bought its way into its place led by a devious, sub-human, dumbass fat russian and look we made this happen *clap clap clap*

let me tell you something link scum. in one year link will be forgotten and while you fumble to load bullets into your mosin to hunt sirgay, he'll be on a yacht somewhere getting head from chink prostitutes circling the Bahamas as your entire networth shrinks to zero. there are hundreds if not thousands of crypto projects coming and stinklink will be dethroned soon enough.

>>15803555
700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>Dumped on why for (why for)
Can't take much moreeee

700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>Pump me again (again)
Holding bags near the endddddddd

700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>15794288
>>all fud is magically the team fudding
>>he spends so much time fudding
>>false dichotomy, you're either with us or with us when you fud
>>somehow you must have an angle and must genuinely care about chainlink
>>all these memes are entirely organic, gooo chainlink!
>>we all love and worship some fatass mongoloid russian scammer, y-you should too
>>there's no way anyone can hate chainlink despite the fact we've spammed it non-stop
>>there's no way it's all paid posting
>>you can't possibly hate us

schizophrenia the post

>>15783275
>>chainlink meme photo
>>imaginary ranks
>>just keep buying bro, just keep buying
>>no matter what don't stop buying
>>HODL the imaginary line bros
>>bitch boy captain, general, whatever makes it seem like we're tough internet boys and not retarded faggots getting gagged, hooded and branded by our master sirgay
>>implying any of these memes are fucking organic
>>2017 hype, convinces other anons since this fat fuck browses here, uses the money to make meme artists and pay oracle and google to blogpost and waste their time
>>stuck in the water with a useless ERC721 protocol despite the fact ERC20 worked better
>>fud the shit out of other tokens and strangle organic growth. why? because im a fat faggot with a philosophy degree and dont understand tech but know how to be a cut-throat ruskie
>>shelled out, dried out assholes running a literal fucking scam
>>SEC GET ON IT

>>15786823
>>15786838
How clearer can I be? You know those threads about DB doing under? Or real estate prices getting slashed in half? /entg/? Halvening price prediction threads? DEX threads? The absolute state of corporate culture threads?
Again, you know damn well that your kind does everything they can to bypass the filters. It triggers you that people aren't interested in buying your token after 2 years. Hence all the "imagine being a nolinker lmao" gaslight threads you've been posting for over a year.
You all like to play the victim because people are being hostile towards you now. You deserve every bit of hostility you get tenfold.

>>15709677
>>he spends so much time fudding
>>false dichotomy, you're either with us or with us when you fud
>>somehow you must have an angle and must genuinely care about chainlink
>>all these memes are entirely organic, gooo chainlink!
>>we all love and worship some fatass mongoloid russian scammer, y-you should too
>>there's no way anyone can hate chainlink despite the fact we've spammed it non-stop
>>there's no way it's all paid posting
>>you can't possibly hate us

schizophrenia the post

>>15666650

this is all the fault of LINK posters. they migrated to other boards and brought the contagion. Link has been the number one reason, number one, this board has so severely decreased in quality.

>>15649405
>Based in the cayman islands
>Gives same presentation past 3yrs
>Nothing is intellectually patented
>JSON Parser
>Countless "insiders"
>Confirmed security by law group
>Manipulated price action (You are here)
>Rest of the year = same presentation
>SEC launches investigation
>Sergey Disappears
>Dev wallet dumps all tokens
>Team freaking out
>Confirmed edit scam all over the news

Master, please binance me again

>>15641472
Eat a dick sirgay.

He inhales deeply then takes out a Cuban cigar. Lighting first a $100 bill then using it light the cigar. You can smell the ashy scent lingering in the room as the smoke drifts up.

"Th-they said... $32 million dollars isn't worth my Oracle solution. Fucking vitamin twink tweaker can kiss my ass... actually I'll have you do it linklet... kiss my ass."

Ecstasy over-flowing your body, you prepare yourself for the joy. You kiss SirGay's hairy ass and inhale the musk of his dinner.

"Just imagine all the data being sanitized by reputation, like Uber. No sybil attacks, all ERC20 based."

He lets out another fart and grunts again.

"Another 700k!"

You shout ecstatically, "build that oracle solution, buy that towncrier! hire more devs!"

"I've give you something to cry about" He replies. Once more he grunts again and shits a violent flow of diarrhea, this time getting on your chin and lip.

"Who needs toliets?" He questions a shadowy figure in the corner.

"One of my Pajeet devs" He says smiling.

"I'll shill for you Master!" As you cry out, the sloppy heap of shit covering your body as it slides down.

"1k EOY is FUD!"

"No... I will give you the fud." He grunts again and proceeds to let out a gassy fart.

"Another 700k!" He cries out as he lets his sweet, hairy cheeks flap as another shit dumps out.

"Di-di-", the shit overflowing your mouth, "d-didn'... arghhh, didn't read, not selling"

700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>Dumped on why for (why for)
Can't take much moreeee

700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>Pump me again (again)
Holding bags near the endddddddd

700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>15627889
>>15628028
>>15628079
>>15628215
>>15628329
I call it Link psychosis. See how it attempts to argue feebly? How it portrays itself as correct in all manners, as if that this is the correct argument regardless of the scope or nature being discussed. When attacked or even if not provoked, they claim that they are the true prophets of cryptocurrency and that they will become extremely wealthy of owning a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of some internet company not registered in the US that will hopefully own a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of the derivatives market, because? Well, here they never specify what or how it is their token will work, only that it will put data somehow, through unnamed nodes working together, a literal informational ponzi built on unstable technology. Essentially they parrot what they're masters say.

>>paranoid
check
>>delusional
check
>>aggressive
check
>>uneducated
check
>>depressive
check
>>suicidal
at times

Anon, I hope you get the help you need. You're not right, you need help. It's okay to ask and it's okay to seek guidance but it has to start with you. You've been sucked into a literal russian internet scam and you refuse to accept facts.

>>15624130
Pay attention closely, this is the chainlink team and their promoters. See the organized collusion in obvious false facts? LOOK GOY, THE PRICE WILL BE X AND IT HAS TO BE, JUST HAS TO BE. They're forgetting the team's inepitude, competitors, anti-monopoly clauses, the current cloud of obscurity and the fact that chainlink has ripped and stolen all of its idea, marketing and is used paid promoters. See the message and how they repeat it over and over. Religions work in similiar ways and it's precisely this that is going to have the SEC kick in the fucking doors of their office. They are a cult and they have paid promoters posting over and over. It's like the DNC and Hillary all over again, they're trying to form groupthink here and I can't believe you guys fell for it.

>>15623885
LINK is for ugly faggots that in real life can't have a beautiful fine ass looking girl. And it's kinda sad but true most linkies are like that. So it is empowerment to the cucks who need something to get off on and feel like winning. LINK is always GAY. You faggot linkies need to shut your dick sucking, Nico feet-slurping mouths. You all need to be excommunicated from the living. FFS I don't give a single SHIT about your shitcoin so don't shit on anyone elses. God, I'm sorry that your hard work resulted in the birth of these stupid fuck ups. It's so simple, and yet failed abortions like yourselves who somehow weren't dropped as a child and are just THIS stupid don't get it. I'm sorry for you all, I truly am. I am sorry for your collective families much more though. Especially your mothers. You must have all hit your heads on their slutty ass cunts while being born. 0$ EOY NIGGERS!!!