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I went to university with the notorious Jollen H. Chen back in Taiwan. It was a prestigious university, the best in the country and Chen was the star student. He was a renegade maverick even back then, yawning in the face of professors and shouting out the answers before they had even finished the questions. After one particular class in which he had sworn at a lecturer and thrown a bowl of fish soup at the chalkboard, he then came storming in to my dormitory yelling something about speculative AMMs. He proceeded to pull a glock out of his sweatpants and unload it in to my laptop. I will never forgive you Jollen H. Chen, fuck you and your dex.