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Genetically engineered catgirls will be distributed as a 1:1 dividend to every shareholder on Friday. This is the main reason why it took Ryan Cohen so long to issue, he needed more time to develop the technology and also had to convince CERN to send him back in time so he could raise millions of these catgirls in secret. Hedgies have no way out of this, they naked shorted too many times and have no way to deliver so many catgirls. Even if they raided all of the super elite's sex-bunkers in New Zealand they wouldn't come anywhere close to the numbers they need for this dividend.