/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9388203

this thread always makes me laugh.

>>9235327
kek well played
>>9235347
Larping is one of the oldest pastimes of coinfags

>Bought BCH
Like by accident because you mistook it for the real bitcoin?

>>8872443
Believe me, I want to post it again but /biz/ mods are plebbit tier and I can't take another ban.

>>6530544

>>5129645
>libertarians telling other people what they are allowed to call their coin

>>4883749
Thanks for the software key

Because I have an addicitive gambling personality and think I can profit from a fucking dip and noW ALL OF MY BTC IS IN LTC

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>>4566115
crypto is a scam because you can't cash out.

>>4455164
And if you're wrong? You miss the last 2k upshot and hold your cash bags?

>>4403783
>implying idiots are not the kings of the mediocracy

>>4113726
Google got bants

>>3921883
>a variety of room shiT-UPS
That part killed me

>>3624395
Buy LINK

>>3564312
Yea, down

>>3380686

What are you scared of, every market does this shit. What are your hands made of, clay? Get better ones, because those are big bags and you're gambling for instant gains in a game you're supposed to play like a sniper trying to hit a terrorist fuck from more than 1 kilometer out with an awp: you settle in, watch the terrain, wait for the opportune moment and then BANG!

Hopefully this will be the last time you throw money you're afraid to lose at something as volatile as crypto, but if not you have only your own greed to blame.

Salud, my friend!

What's the best place to buy bitcoins? I've heard GDax has the smallest fees.

Some clarification:
- An Ethereum address (and virtually every other cryptocurrency out there) is generated by just telling your computer to generate some random bytes. He's claiming he did just that and got an address that already had funds in it.
- The chances of doing what he claims he did is so ridiculously unlikely, it is considered virtually impossible. It's something that would likely never happen even if you took all the computing power in this world and tried to bruteforce with it for thousands of years.
- He said he used NodeJS to generate it. Most people use npm to get NodeJS packages, so that's likely where he got it. Literally anyone can upload packages there. It's full of buggy code and most likely full of malicious code as well. So if we assume he's talking the truth, it's infinitely more likely he used buggy code or code purposely written to do just that so that the developer can sweep the addresses of any coins that might end up there.

Conclusion:
It's either bullshit or he used bad code. And even if it were true and the software he used to generate the address wasn't buggy, this does not translate into ETH being compromised. All it means is that he's the luckiest individual in this world. He did not "hack" anything. Nice try, though.

>>1809958

>>1551631
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_dissonance

>>1505573
>living with 12 people

holy fuck, who the hell would want to live with that many people,

>>1471955

>>1468992
>20% of the federal budget just goes to servicing (paying interest) on the national debt, this is with a suppressed interest rate
>last 2 presidents each doubled the national debt, a trend that doesn't seem to be stopping

Yea, let's spend more money. The size of the federal government needs to be cut by more than 75% if sustainability is anything we want.