/biz/ - Business & Finance

it's quite simple: Trump's uncle John taught him all sorts of weird physics shit when he was but a wee lad. Through that initial exposure, LiL Donnie learned about superposition, quantum uncertainty, etc. Thus, decades later he knows how to apply those concepts to life: he exists at the superposition of being jewish and not jewish, being based and cringe, being somehow redpilled but also bluepilled, misogynist and feminist; during his campaign he said he was a nationalist but after he won he said he's also a bit of a globalist. wtf? keep in mind the man is over 70 and yet somehow has such energy to do daily press conferences and meetings. i'm in the 30's and i get tired from just 2 hours of internet-based work. i get tired from just 1 hr of shitpoasting. so yeah, i'm thinkin there's a lot more going on than meets the eye.
*chug guiness pint*
OI BRUV WOT IF TRUMP RELEASED THE VIRUS HIMSELF?
>higher approval rating
>public gets to see more of the press being twats and faggots
>even sleepy biden gets btfo when he makes sad attempts to do livestreams
>mexicans now don't want to come to usa because we've got the goyrona at higher levels than them
>mexican border closed
>canada border closed
>china btfo and revealed on the world stage as sneaky dirty fucks
>trump gets lower US dollar value which makes us more competitive as exporters (something he mentioned during his campaign as a good thing)
>US goods and service are now cheaper for other countries to buy
>oil lower thus gas lower thus less cost to consumers (win)
>russia/saudi arabia blamed for the oil price war, not usa
>canadian dollar dipping massively against the usd, so we can buy cheaper maple syrup
>antifa can't have protests anymore because of lockdown
>gets to call out the Fed for not preventing stock market crash, which is their main jobs and the basis of their creation.