/biz/ - Business & Finance

Damn these shills REALLY picked up steam this January. I’m really glad they care about my investments and keep up to date on complex legal filings. Good thing they have warned me about the evils of a man who almost liquidated wallstreet (until they literally had to shut out a significant portion of the market from buying) by sending a letter to the board and buying into gme during early/mid 2020, and has been undertaking the same process with bed bath and beyond. Also good thing a $10,000 a month corporate action software suite stated the company was sold in January 2023 where shortly after Ryan Cohen tweeted how the government should stop shooting down his balloons.

Rc is nice and all but these benevolent actors who are looking out for my interests in what is ultimately a closed financial system, where one naturally becomes curious as to why these equity ordinators have such undeniable conviction for saving me from losses, as if their own livelihoods depend on it?

It’s just too bad all these stock market knights weren’t able to warn investors of bear sterns, which was followed by Lehman brothers. I heard they were busy helping others in need so it’s all ok.

I’m also really glad that the overwhelming majority of the 4th estate is completely captured by corporate interests. I think it’s truly wonderful that they are promulgating the information surrounding bbby (which has clearly been set as a top priority) so that retail can be saved from further losses. This actually makes a lot of sense when you think about it, as the media has established a precedent of looking out for the interests of retail traders, along with the middle class over all.

I genuinely feel like I’m apart of a thriving community with heathy core values because of all these wonderful, organically occurring, well intentioned actors who are here to help learn the truth and convince me to sell. I have never felt so loved.

WAGMI so fucking hard.