/biz/ - Business & Finance

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RANJEEV! THIS IS NOT A GOOD JOB YOU ARE DOING SERS, THAT IS A WARREN ICAHN STOCK AS WELL YOU MADARCHODE, I FUCK YOUR SISTERS MOTHER FOR SAYING THIS SERS GRIFFIN WILL CUT MY COCK OFF AND SEND IT TO CALCUTTA IN THE POST FOR THIS! FUCK YOU RANJEEEEEEEEEEV

>The company issued shares in the form of a dividend. They were the ones that took a look at the book and saw how many shares they'd need to create, and once the dividend-issued shares were given to CS holders the rest were given to the DTCC. The DTCC then lied and told all the brokers to handle it as a split, the smart and/or big brokers said "fuck that" and demanded they be issued the shares to cover their clients positions, everyone else is fucked, and everyone that doesn't DRS is depending on their brokers not being shitbags or having enough money to settle their CFD's. A stock split issued as a dividend is not the fucking same as a regular stock split and never will be. Eat my shitty anus if you disagree, sneed, cope, dilate and rope.
Literally if you don't agree with this you're paid to be here and don't hold the stock and should play in traffic on a busy highway with a blindfold on.
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>>50644209
Sell your soul to Satan, get buttfucked in a secret cabal meeting by another sitting congressperson or senator so they have compromat and thus leverage over you, toe the party line and get used as a cuck doormat for a few decades in exchange for getting paid to do basically no real work, and use your insider position as a government official to place guaranteed winners of trades through friends and family members with them giving you the lions share of the profits in exchange for enough money to not get pissed about sending you shitloads every month with the added threat of them getting capped by cops at a stoplight or the airport if they try to fuck you and run with the dosh or escape the country or tell a reporter you're doing illegal shit that everyone does and gets away with on a daily basis.

Alternatively, have a hamster or goldfish make your picks for you and be profitable that way and beat professional traders on a consistent basis because animals can communicate with or at the very least hear algorithms.

>>50581945
Anything other than belts or elbow/knee wraps are for fags. Bench and squat suits are the gayest thing to happen to powerlifting since undetectable test analogues that turn athletes into Caitlyn Jenners for frying their endocrine system.
>>50581973
They are and you should stop replying to them.

>>50527158
>recognize each other
You have to go back

>>50515674
There are none. There is only going to work, buying more shares, sneeding more jeets, and resetting more 24 hour timers. Until tomorrow, whenever that day comes. Spoonfeeding has been over for quite some time nonfren, hope you know how to play by clownworld rules.

>>50475148
Extremely based and I will have this playing when this all takes off at maximum volume to help maintain mental fortitude and a sense of peace.
>50475155
SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEuuuuuEEEEEEEEEEEuEEEEEEEEEEEEoooooOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
>>50475127
>Overall transaction limit still 10,000,000$ per transaction specifically for GME and popcorn stock on market sells
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>50363649
Bro my dick is 230% up your mothers anus FTW

>50317334
>nobody cares
You cared enough to make a post about how little they care. You have already lost with your opening shot
>Nice job
Thanks, sincerely.
>What's even more funny
Cucked CFD bucketshops bragging about how hard they fuck their customers over isn't funny, it's incredibly sad. Nearly as sad as Robinhood leaking all of their customers social security numbers. I've had to dispute shit on my credit report off that little debacle of theirs and it's why I've got open short positions against them and have closed profitable ones that bought me more shares of GME
>Changes nothing
Your mother didn't change your diaper and sitting in filth left you with a scarred and malformed babydick for life, that's not my problem
>Cringe
The only thing cringe in all of this is having to deal with shitters like you on a regular basis in these threads. Remove yourself from here post-haste, and in the process from these threads too.

>>49979645
U SO MAD BROOOOO I AM LAFFIN EVEN FUCKIN HARDER THEY GON' DO IT AND YOU GON' GET FUCKED AND YOU CAN'T DRS A FUCKIN PUT CONTRACT LMOALLLLL

>>49725281
BRUH DAT PIC DOE

>>49606276
KEK