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FTX bought blockfolio and through that app you can now get 5-8% gains on *any* crypto
give it to me straight
how safe is this
and tell me why i shouldn't dump 100k in it to cover a decent part of my expenses just with that

>>50877511
> buy 12 monitors
> hire 5 secretaries (hot ones)
> the secretaries need to sit around you, each one is assigned 2 screens
> secretaries take turns in preparing your coffees and bringing you cookies
> secretaries regularly give you compliments on how insightful you are, how big your biceps are and how accurate your trading is
> secretaries let you know when anything of significance is happening on their screen
this is how real men trade
it also happens to be the way i trade