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AgerHanssens went after the wrong guy (Emin). Emin took a private jet straight to scandinavia with some elite turkish wrestlers and i have it on good authority that he put a glock in AgerHanssens mouth threatening to blow his brains out. AgerHannsens has been silent about it since that incident.

I volunteer down at the homeless shelter. On Sundays, we give out this kind of buffet dinner; the poor souls of Dallas really look forward to Sundays. Anyway, to my great surprise, Emin Sirer came out to help us serve food! But he was acting a little strange...when I approached and told him that I was a huge fan of Ava Labs and an $avax investor, he just said "ruh-roh, Raggy!" just like Scooby-Doo. In fact, he would shout things like "zoinks" and "jinkies" whenever ANY of the volunteers spoke to him. So we put him down at the end of the makeshift buffet table, to hand out bread. But every time a homeless person would reach out to grab a roll from his hand, he would snatch it away, hold it just out of reach and shout, "Avalanche is the fastest network! You've gotta be quicker than that!" Most of the bums just went without bread that day, but some actually persevered and eventually got their bread. To these, Emin would cackle and grin his Turkish grin, and boast, "that's another transaction on the network!" He would turn and make a tally mark on a chalkboard, or sometimes 3 or 4 tallies. Finally, the day ended, and a parole officer asked to speak to me. She said that Emin was only here to do his court-mandated community service, his sentence for computer fraud. I went home and sold all my $avax at a loss; I can't believe I fell for this.