/biz/ - Business & Finance

I am so long xlm that I’m going to kms when it hits 10$ eoy. Suck my dick

>>2557430
>Be 2013
>Got to college to become accountant
>Be retarded and literally drop out to sell real estate and play videogames
>Sell nothing and be stupid NEET for nearly 2 years
>2016
>Hear about dropSHITTING
>Pay $100 for setup, $100 for SSL certificate, $100 for site security
>www.fatale.store
>Biz makes fun of me
>Try to fix site
>Something goes wrong and now it just displays an error page always
>Fuck all this bullshit
>Go back to learn accounting
>MFW test is in 18 hours and I literally don't know anything at all

FUCK DROP SHITTING. Do literally ANYTHING else.

>>2480113
Accounting. I should know I'm in the program and it's too late to turn back. Time is money and if I wanted to do something else that's 3 more years and the previous ones wasted.

Anyway. Accounting is a meme.

No brainpower needed. Just memorize a bunch of rules. No room for creativity or ingenuity or innovation. Just follow the same bullshit day in and day out.

Also there's way too many accountants now since everyone thought it would make a lot of money and jumped in, so now they make no money.

That wouldn't be so bad if they weren't stuck in the office all the time. That's because clients are, in terms of organizing and keeping records, absolutely fucking damn retarded and waste your time.

So you cram for 4 years and make 50 grand a year and spend 90 hours a week in the office because someone somewhere said it's stable and pays well.

Automation will soon wipe out accountants. Fuck "professional judgement." Computers will do everything and the CEO will just hire a Director of Accounting to replace the accountants and auditors and save millions.

Shits fucked.

MFW.

Speaking of degrees everyone talks about how accounting degrees are good. What I've heard from actual accountants though is that you're stuck in a room all day working for pennies. Can someone confirm?

>>2423059
Regardless, I don't think any dollar amount is worth being death and malaise all the time but you do you, I'll do me. God bless.

>fell for dropshitting meme
>try to make a site
>www.fatale.store
>sell jewelry online importing from china
>no sales
>ask /biz/ for advice
>everyone looks at the site and makes fun of me
>try to change site
>corrupts and doesn't work
>$200 on ssl certificate
>$100 on site security
>$100 to register domain name
>fuck this bullshit meme
>go back to school to finish accounting degree
>destined to crunch numbers and make financial reports until death
>mfw

>Be me
>Drop out of accounting program in 2015
>2017
>Fall for dropshitting meme
>www.fatale.store
>Pay $100 for web hosting
>$200 for SSL certificate
>$100 for site security
>Post on /biz/
>Everyone makes fun of me
>Get no sales
>Try to change site
>Gets corrupted and now doesn't work
>Don't know what to do
>Decide to go back to school and learn accounting
>Destined to crunch numbers until death
>MFW

>Study accounting
>Drop out because it's boring
>Become real estate agent
>None of my clients can afford anything in Hongcouver
>Make no sales
>Try to write a murder novel
>Make no sales
>Learn about drop shipping from biz
>www.fatale.store
>Make no sales
>Go back to accounting
>MFW

When will this college degrees are useless meme die? If I didn't drop out I would've had my degree by now and be making $50000 a year instead of being a part time security guard while I study.

Stay in school biz.

>fell for drop shitting meme
>www.fatale.store
>sell jewelry to women because they spend more online than men
>talk about how the jewelry stabilizes your chakras because women are into spirituality
>spent 200 dollars on site security and ssl certificate
>make an ig account and advertise
>no sales
>biz talks shit about my site and makes fun of me
>try to change up site but something goes wrong and it doesn't load anywhere and I cant access it
>say fuck this shit and go back to college to learn accounting
>mfw

>TFW fell for dropshipping meme
>www.fatale.store
>Target women in 20s because they spend the most money online
>Sell jewelry from China
>Sell things and talk about how this stone activates this chakra or that chakra
>Appeal to emotion and talk about how I will donate 10% of profits to World Wildlife Fund
>Drop down money for SSL certificate and website security
>Make IG and post products there
>$200 and many hours later still no profit

Fuck this bullshit I'm just gonna study my accounting material. Don't fall for the dropship meme guys.

My fucking face when.

>>2043170
>Tried to write books
>Wrote an okay book and posted it on Amazon
>I thought I was gonna be Stephen King
>0 sales

Fuck this shit I'm gonna become an accountant.
MFW

>TFW fell for dropshipping meme
>www.fatale.store
>Target women in 20s because they spend the most money online
>Sell jewelry from China
>Sell things and talk about how this stone activates this chakra or that chakra
>Appeal to emotion and talk about how I will donate 10% of profits to World Wildlife Fund
>Drop down money for SSL certificate and website security
>Make IG and post products there
>$200 and many hours later still no profit

Fuck this bullshit I'm just gonna study my accounting material. Don't fall for the dropship meme guys.

My fucking face when.