/biz/ - Business & Finance

Greetings /biz/. I present you three scenarios for the future price of your stake in this ponzi. The first two are unlikely but possible, so I must consider them. The third is most probable.

1. The VanEck ETF is approved to the total surprise of all market participants this month. Bitcoin has a 15% minimum pump in the next 24hr period and makes a higher chart high, sparking a bull run to 12-13k at the end of this year. Altcoins increase 2-3x on average. Market is sideways next year grinding upward. The next move depends on the state of global financial markets.

2. ETF is delayed under December/February when it is approved. BTC has tested mid 4k range by that point and will begin a 100-150% pump in two months, similar scenario as above.

3. Bakkt launches to zero fanfare. The Vaneck ETF is delayed until December/Feb when it is rejected. Bitcoin will test major supports ($5200, $4800, $4200, $3000) in the next 6 months before bottoming out around $2500 in mid 2019 with a possible lower capitulation wick. Altcoins will be absolutely destroyed. "Safe" major alts will decline another 90% from these prices. Major shitcoins will be sub $1mil marketcap and many projects will be completely dead. BTC pumps to 6k again in 2020 if the global recession hasn't started, if it has then BTC dumps again to triple digits. Beyond that is uncertain.

Hate me if you wish, I am only bringing you back to reality.

I barely know anything about the coins I buy. I only buy them because they get hyped up and the logo looks nice.

Is there a comprehensive list of tx fees for every major coin? Or should I make one?

>get an email for a job application
>"we regret to inform you that you have been unsuccessful"
"wait. when did i apply for this?"
"who?"

>>1571389
>get a job
No jobs are available.

>buy a product and sell it for more than you paid
I'm already doing that, but I make less than 100€ in a month. Any tips on what I could buy and sell?

>sell a service or skill you possess
I'm bilingual and have made an account on translation sites like Gengo, but they don't seem to need any more translators.

>invest your money
I have no money to invest.

>simply ask people for money
I don't want to be a leech on society.

>all of these work.
They sadly don't.

How long does it take to learn how to be a quant?

>>1550500
OP here, I don't know what your code means.

If I understand, you want me to pay you 10 dollars, and then you'll help me out?

No thanks, I'm intelligent and would never get myself scammed.

>tfw too intelligent to make money

How much maths do you need to know in order to beat the stock market?

>tfw too intelligent to have a job

Hey you guys don't have a wiki yet.

What software do you guys use to monitor stocks in real time?