/biz/ - Business & Finance

Long story short I stumbled across a huge fucking breakthrough in biotech, I am trying to start a company around the new concept, but investor after investor are turning me down unless I basically hand over the IP to them, they know as an individual I don’t have the funds for this and they can hold me for ransom with their capital, what the fuck do I do bro’s...

>tfw recently moved all of my holds into RLC and PNK only
Welp, just ordered my helium tank on amazon bros. 2 day shipping so if thighs haven’t turned around by then I guess I’ll see you later space cowboys.

I work for a Fortune 500 as the assistant to the CFO.
We upper managers were all sent an email yesterday that said “some turbulence in stock prices should be expected in the upcoming weeks due to the ongoing and unprecedented effects of COVID-19. It is our suggestion that risk-averse employees whom are currently receiving a portion of their salary in stock options convert their holdings to fiat to avoid potential losses”

Do with this information what you will

>>21729357
I wish I could jump through your screen and beat the shit out of you you fucking faggot. You had better enjoy whatever semblance of free time you have left until you graduate and Mr Shekelberg decides to squeeze every ounce of will to live from your body.
>oh boohoo I have to take a test and study a few hours
Fuck you
You know what you get to do after this?
You get to spend 60 hours a week going to a little cuck cube making bullshit powerpoints for the shekelberg jr account and it never ends. You’ll be so mentally exhausted that your entire weekend is spent recovering only to end Sunday with a level of existential dread about going into the office that not killing yourself beforehand alone requires a Herculean effort. Your vacations are the same. Always counting down with a little timer in your head about “Only xx days until I go back to the cuck cube”
99% of the people around you are going to be soulless NPCs that literally only want to talk about work. The one or two friends you make will be good people but just as depressed and spiritually compromised as yourself; you’ll become a literal alcoholic. Every time I see a zoomer on here bitching about “having” to go to his 2 hours of classes Today I want to rip out his tongue and buttfuck him with a rebar.

>>20972252
Fuck you anon I’m literally seething every time I check links price. I have 40k usd in fiat right now and also 45k in student loans. I kept rationalizing to myself that I would start getting serious in crypto after paying off my kike debt but I realize if I had even put in 2k at that time I could have paid this shit off. Literally going to kill myself. If I don’t I’ll have to wageslave until I’m 60

The year: 2025
The setting: The water cooler at Shekelheim and Schlomos globohomo Corp
>hey anon, How’s it going? Thank god it’s Friday right? Weeesh.
>By the way, Did you watch the Colbert report last night? He sure tore president Eric trump a new one haha.
>oh and didja catch the news after that? You hear about this “Are Ell See thing?” I guess it’s the new bitcoin. They say that one are ell see today is worth 50k usd but that in the future prices as much as 1 or even 2 million dollars is possible!
>man I tell yah, what I wouldn’t do for one of those, wooweeh!
>Hey listen anon, this is just between the guys, but i actually took some of little timmys college fund out to buy a half of an are ell cee from Wells Fargo last night. Don’t tell the wife though!
>I’ll tell you what buddy. When this thing blows up and is worth a million in a year or so I’ll invite ya to the barbecue, beers on you though ahahaha!

>the face of non-RLChads when

>tfw bought 5k usd of link at 8.91 and 5k usd of RLC at 1.82

WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME???
I TOLD MY BOSS ABOUT LINK LAST MONDAY AND ON FRIDAY HE TOLD ME HE INVESTED 50k INTO IT

HES GOING TO FUCKING KILL ME. HE ALREADY CALLED MY PHONE TWICE BUT I JUST LET IT GO TO VOICEMAIL
WILL THIS SHIT GO BACK UP? WHAT SHOULD I DO???

>$7.19
Who else /Fomo’dInAt8.74/ gang?