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I'm 18 before you whine that im underage. I'm not really rich rich but for a highschooler I am. I brought my laptop to the table where the cool kids sit and showed them my portfolio. They were all at first like "fuck off weirdo i don't give a fuck" "just get the fuck out of here" and then one girls like "is this real" and im like "yeah" and she's like "how did you get this" and im like "well first you have to understand the art of crypto, it is but a fools game of intelligence on, and thou art understand crypto of thy fools game indeed" and i go on a big shakespear rant about crypto and sound really smart.

Lets just say girls are now talking to me and this one girl who it was her 18th birthday. She's like "do you have a birthday present for me?". I'm like "nah sorry i didn't know" and she's like "wow you must be a really focused man" and she starts stroking my dick in the middle of the cafateria. No one really notices since we're sitting down but then one guy notices and he's like "DAMN" but in a laughing funny way like "you the man" and im just like "well you know I'm not going to reject it because im not gay" and everyone giggles but then i smile so the know its a joke and then they laugh.

I'm the guy making all those other threads saying i was 18 but i was really 17 and in HS and wanted crypto so I could be cool. Now I'm 18 and actually am allowed to invest in Crypto so what should I buy? Is Etherum a good choice? My parents would make fun if i lost everything so no "shitcoins".

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That's literally me though i am only here because when i was 13 i saw wolf of wallstreet and got really into economic related stuff. Also Jordan Belford laughed at people who were working class so I wanted to be an invester so I know i wouldn't be laughed at by top-tier guys like that. I was the guy who posted yesterday from high-school saying the girls think its cool that i invest in crypto