/biz/ - Business & Finance

>1953
>wake up
>kiss my wife good morning
>make some eggs, bacon and coffee
>wife and kids wake up
>talk to my son about his football practice yesterday
>talk to my daughter about soccer practice
>”time to head back to the old grind”
>kids pack up for school
>wife starts cleaning the house
>get dressed in brown suit, grab briefcase and sedan keys
>”forgot one thing”
>dial number on phone, call female broker
>”give me 100 shares of BABA, market price”
>hang up
>head to work

>wake up tomorrow at 0930
>fuck wife
>get out of bed
>wife cooks me and the kids some breakfast
>eggs, bacon, pancakes and black coffee
>delicious
>kids leave for school
>wife start cleaning kitchen
>put on suit and grab briefcase to head to work
>pick up phone before I leave
>call female broker
>”give me 1000 shares of BABA, market price”
>hang up