/biz/ - Business & Finance

Yearly reminder in case any of you forgot
Hal Finney was satoshi all along.
If you believe anything else, you are delusional.
His entire cover story is that he had e-mail conversations with Satoshi, which took a minimal amount of effort for him to do.
His family is going to be the richest humans to have ever lived someday (not just on paper).

So we are all fucked

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>>54488540

>>53007625
>Only Bitcoin satisfies the requirements of a digital commodity
It's a security issued by Hall Finney, the inventor of BTC.
>b-but Satoshi didnt withdraw any coins
Yes because he is dead.
>He also was an early bitcoin contributor and received the first bitcoin transaction from bitcoin's creator Satoshi Nakamoto.

Hal Finney was Satoshi.
>received first Bitcoin transaction
>Lived in the same place where Satoshi supposedly did
>Health condition began to deteriorate around the time Satoshi went offline.

Was he really Satoshi?

He was Satoshi, wasn't he?

I guess it's a good thing "Satoshi" has been dead for years.

>lived in same town as dorian nakamoto for 10 years
>received the first ever bitcoin transaction
>bitcoin creator was called satoshi nakamoto
>satoshi vanished off the face of the earth and wallets left untouched

We all gonna agree that hal finney is satoshi nakamoto?

What odds does /biz/ give of Satoshi Nakamoto re-emerging this year?

Bonus: What odds does /biz/ give that Nakamoto, whoever they may be, browses this very board?

>>25894676
forget about me?

Does this look like a black woman

I hope he is smiling from above. F to pay respects /biz.

It's obvious this guy is Satoshi, isn't it?

Also, f to pay respect.

>>18950151
>((they))

>>18405900
this but unironically

>cyberpunk and cryptographer all his life
>invented POW in the 2004
>first person to receive a Bitcoin transaction from 'Satoshi'
>lived in the same town for 10 years that Dorian Satoshi Nakamoto lived in
>died and got criogenically frozen in 2014
>'I Am Not Dorian Nakamoto' is posted with Satoshi's P2P Foundation page 5 months before Hall's death, the final message from Satoshi ever sent

I think it's fairly undeniable that this man made Bitcoin. There are too many coincidences for it not to be that way. The health issues and paralysis also explain why he would hand over the project to other people and retire in 2010

>>17119327
>occams razor
More like mental gymnastic
>7 billion of people
the only existing (Dorian) satoshi nakamoto lives near one of the early guys
Totally a coincidence, yep

>>17083589
What a shitshow

>invents bitcoin

>>17020293

>>16754354
Stop cosplaying as me.

Stiff.