/biz/ - Business & Finance

Just preparing for the next six months.

So lets say you already have a few million in magic internet money and accounts set up on Kraken and Gemini in your and your parents names.

Do you just sell 8 figures and do a wire to you local credit union and pretend like nothing happened? Do you just tell them it came from you brokerage account when they ask? Is the CRA going to be pounding you in the ass even if you say the cast basis is zero because you mined it back in 2011?

Just sold all my BTC and put it into Gamestop (GME). See you at $500/share.

My gf knows I made $3M off crypto.

We we're just joking around today and I made a joke that I only have $200k and I've been lying to her (literally while laughing with a smile on my face obviously kidding)

She immediately got deeply offended and hasn't talked to me for 4 days and we live together.

What the fuck bro? It was a joke.

BAND Protocol is the leading approved oracle

How hard is your cock going to get when ETH crosses $3k?

How many ETH to cum on her tits?

>>25466580
127 here :)

Based(Bit)coin is going to $1M each. Face it globalist scum, you lost. Heil Hitler!

>>25429975
>Anon I just heard Bitcoin has gone up to $32,000.
>You've been bragging about those GRT coins to me for years now! I wish I listened to you and bought some! You must be worth millions now right?
>They are the same thing as Bitcoin right?

>>25428937
>Anon I just heard Bitcoin has gone up to $60,000.
>You've been bragging about those coins to me for years now! I wish I listened to you and bought some! You must be worth millions now right?
>You did keep them right?

>>25428597
>Anon I just heard Bitcoin has gone up to $32,000.
>You've been bragging about those Graph coins to me for years now! I wish I listened to you and bought some! You must be worth millions now right?
>They are the same thing as Bitcoin right?

>>25428110
>Anon I just heard Bitcoin has gone up to $32,000.
>You've been bragging about those Bitcoins to me for years now! I wish I listened to you and bought some! You must be worth millions now right?
>They have doubled in value in the last couple days alone!

>>25427863
>>25427960
>Anon I just heard Bitcoin has gone up to $32,000.
>You've been bragging about those Link coins to me for years now! I wish I listened to you and bought some! You must be worth millions now right?
>They are the same thing as Bitcoin right?

>>25428095
>Anon I just heard Bitcoin has gone up to $32,000. You've been bragging about those Link coins to me for years now! I wish I listened to you and bought some! You must be worth millions now right? They are the same thing as Bitcoin right?

>>25425040
>Anon I just heard Bitcoin has gone up to $32,000. You've been bragging about those Link coins to me for years now! I wish I listened to you and bought some! You must be worth millions now right? They are the same thing as Bitcoin right?

>>25425636
>Anon I just heard Bitcoin has gone up to $32,000. You've been bragging about those HEX coins to me for years now! I wish I listened to you and bought some! You must be worth millions now right? They are the same thing as Bitcoin right?

>>25422788

>We are going to prevent fake products with the magic of the blockchain!

>Will sign messages for real products and give a tag that the end user can scan to make sure the product is real!

What if they counterfit the tag?

>blockchain is here to stay and blockchain is what is important

How is blockchain any better than a SQL server running in my moms basement for this use case?

>blockchain is here to stay and blockchain is what is important

>>25421366
>Awww anon I'm so sorry to hear you didn't buy any! I'm sure your link coins still must be worth like half of Bitcoin right? I'm sure you'll do alright in the end. You where always so smart in Highschool, shame you didn't take advantage of it after. Anyways I'm headed to dinner with James I'll talk to you later!