/biz/ - Business & Finance

Is the entire stock market just hedge funds shorting 99% of all stocks non stop hoping people will keep buy and selling for losses? Because it really seems like it.

>>55531462
I understand this metric less and less every day

I had a dream that RC turned into a horse

What does negative volume mean?

If shares are going for thousands of dollars in the dark pools, is it possible to short a stock at those prices?

>>54860915
At this point can they even let it go above $30 without triggering MOASS?

>>54744823
I'm too retarded for all of that information

So my 0.21 fractional completely removes my XXX stack from any DRS counts?

psst... i'm drunk and eating taco bell right now but that doesn't matter because WAGMI and ryan cohen is a sexy man

>>54265684
>>54265686
Oh ok, that makes sense

>Banks dying just so they can continue playing hot potato with the swaps nuke
How long can they keep this up? How many more banks have to fail?

>>53750531
>>53750541
I see. Typical chicanery.

>>53598422
Checked. Damn, I got bamboozled by the chicanery.

I don't understand anything anymore. Then again I barely understood anything to begin with.

I want to molasses now please

>>52771520
>had a where I checkedy account
I know what you meant, but I still laughed

>>52763128
What if Kanye got whacked and then that's actually an impersonator doing all of these interviews under the disguise trying to say the wildest stuff in order to invalidate all that he has been saying and to give the public the idea that he is a crazy nutjob. Yes I huff the fumes from tinfoil on a regular basis.

>>52701161
>As a child created dozens of unique lego characters each with a name and backstory and used them all in story that spanned multiple years with constantly changing settings and additional characters anytime I would get new sets
First it was Lego, then it was Pokemon, and now it is GameStop. Damn I really might be an autist.

If hedgies want me to sell my GME so badly, they should let the price go up more.

>>52230864
I try not to think

>>51382446
Sorry I don't know how to sell

>>51340552
No but sometimes when I wake up in the morning for a split second I don't feel human or I kind of forget I'm a living thing. Like I am acutely aware of my flesh and that it is something I control. It's weird and hard to explain. It all happens within only a second.

um hello yes I want 1 wagmi please

>>51066145
>>51066154
I choose to believe you because it sounds good