/biz/ - Business & Finance

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>>13399568

lol to think some people believe this

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>>13161964
>you come home with your new bride after the wedding
>she's already naked and waiting for you, a shapeless pale mass of blubber and fat sprawled out on the bed
>you take a second to close your eyes and remind yourself of why you agreed to this
>"b-billion dollars...." you tell yourself as you move closer
>she spreads her legs apart
>a horrific odor suddenly fills the room
>a stench reminding you of a dumpster full of rotting corpses and fish left in the summer heat attacks your nostrils as you struggle not to vomit
>"what are you waitin for baby?" you hear your wife say in her deep gravelly voice
>"start eatin this fuckin pussy"