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>first time dating girl after few times
>she wants to do it in a few days
>I've never shaved my public area before
>decide to grab the scissors and razor blade
>couldn't see the through the and accidentally cut it and begin to bleed alot.
>went to hospital and had them fix me up with a stitch and pain meds
>girl im seeing is now wondering why I won't have sex and I am too embarrassed to tell her
>she's now very angry at me and thinks I'm cheating on her. She doesn't even know I'm a Virgin.

I'm seriously so angry. What the fuck do I do? I didn't want to tell her I was a Virgin and I sure as shit don't want to say I cut my dick with scissors. Any advice guys? I'm trying to improve myself like you guys said. I almost got there! Whatdo?

>first time dating girl after few times
>she wants to do it in a few days
>I've never shaved my public area before
>decide to grab the scissors and razor blade
>couldn't see the through the and accidentally cut it and begin to bleed alot.
>went to hospital and had them fix me up with a stitch and pain meds
>girl im seeing is now wondering why I won't have sex and I am too embarrassed to tell her
>she's now very angry at me and thinks I'm cheating on her. She doesn't even know I'm a Virgin.

I'm seriously so angry. What the fuck do I do? I didn't want to tell her I was a Virgin and I sure as shit don't want to say I cut my dick with scissors. Any advice guys? I'm trying to improve myself like you guys said. I almost got there! Whatdo?

>approach woman yesterday almost got arrested
> said hello introduced myself and offered $2000 for a blowjob
> she iddmediately screams and yells rape and begins to dial 911
>I panic and run away as fast as I can before cops get there

Okay guys what in the fuck is wrong with north American women? I've seen so many videos online by that "public agent" guy who offers the woman $400 for sex and they agree and comply and go have sex.

I figured that my offer was way higher than what it needed to be. $2000 for a quick blowjob. Anyways why the fuck is it that north American women won't do this but European women will? All I wanted to do was live out my fantasy and have sex in public like the guy in the videos does online. Am I fucking missing something here?

>my mom is kicking me out of the house for trying on her underwear
>she caught me trying on her bra and panties
>she's wanting to kick me out unless I go and see a shrink
>I've never worked a day in my life im 29 years old


Guys please you have to help me biz. Please I've never worked before I can't be kicked to the curb. I need your guys help. I don't want to go to a shrink. All I wanted to do was feel the nice silky fabric and my mom Hates me now. What can I say to her to convince her im not a freak

>haven't showered for 3 weeks due to crypto crash depression
>excessive masturbating to numb the pain.
>been sleeping naked and cumming on my stomach every day Because who gives a fuck I bought bitcoin at 18,000 life can't get worse
>entire stomach coated with layer of crusty jizz from my laziness and is starting to crack and break from the heat in the house

Anyone else given up on life? I hate everything