/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55018576
Silver is silver, but a Y chromosome is a Y chromosome. Who cares if a bar has a face value? It's still 99.9% silver. But a man can never get pregnant.

>>54287358
3 are friends, one is my sisters friends dad and also some guy from work.

>>51288564
Whenever coom bait is posted, the first thing I is check frame, hairline, and for the presence of tattoos.
Anyone posting men dressed like women or tattoed whores is not your friend and is trying to damage your soul.

>>50875444
There it is, baby

>>50348888
Chaos magic is on our side again, bros

>>49974313
Kek that’s genius

>>49566995
CBDCs will be the only cryptocurrencies used as currency.
BTC will be used as digital property
Link will be used for cryptographic truth and data oracles
ETH and maybe some other L1s will be used for smart contracts that are fed by data oracles.

That’s going to be how decentralization is implemented into the financial world in the next decade.
The biggest transfer of wealth is about to begin as the baby boomers start to die, and while that happens the new digital enslavement will be implemented upon us all.

>>49510000
Unironically yes

>>49360649
I did that when eth waz 4K and Link was around $15-20.
If I’d have waited I could’ve had more Link, but I’m not worried because I believe in Link way more than Eth.
Link has much more upside potential in the short term and long term, so I’m doing what I can to buy as much as possible while it’s single digits.

My goal is to have 15k link by the time it hits 3 digits so I can can stake 10k and cash out 5k to buy a house.
Only need a couple thousand more before I’m set.

dubs for ATH in March

All right lads, what's the secrets about the sunday dip.
I have read it over and over. I'm asking you to /biz/ oracle: what's the secret?
Do I have to sell on saturday, buy the dip on sunday, then I re-inject my selling award on monday afternoon?
Is that the secret?
Thanks lads. Love you. Some of you here already made me rich.
Having 10 000$ on my bank account all my fucking life with my retarded shitjob. But I have made those same 10 000$ in only a fucking month thanks to you lads.
Now, make me richer and give the sunday dip secret you /biz/ oracle.

>>29545335
ok but it's clearly inside a bear trap so it's a bear trap within a bull trap within a bear trap

A mysterious looking man in a wizard outfit approaches you. He offers you quite the deal. In return for losing inches off your height he will give you money, tax free. You will stay proportional. These 7 deals he offers you are:

>2 inches, $500k
>4 inches, $1m
>6 inches, $2m
>8 inches, $4m
>10 inches, $8m
>12 inches, $16m
>Special Deal: 33% of your height, $100b

If you're 6 feet or taller add 1.5 inches to how much height you lose.

Ok lads, now we know Bitcoin is going to die sooner or later, also is ETH. SO! What's the next Bitcoin? Some lads talked about L2, what's that? Which good coin use it?

>>29274246

> I found a trashy woman who cheats on her husband and decided to make her my wife

is this the brown people version of winning?

Crypto bull run lasts 3 more months.
BTC hits 120k in late May, then crashes back down to 60k

Don't ask, I won't tell you.