/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50915557
u couldve bought ARKK and been up 40%

>>50901030
how come my wages did not grow during that period? Did children get a wage increase but not me?

I knew I made the right choice the moment I realized I'm not longing some gay biopharma company pump and dump but longing gay sex instead.

Gay sex will never go down.

>>50752609
>the jobs report today just popped that narrative instantly, as it shows that none are true, and that the Fed will have to be more aggressive
Huh. I could have never guessed. Measures taken for lagging indicators as if they were leading ended up being inadequate? Who could have predicted this? It's really not fault of the Fed, they're only given complete control over US money supply. It's not like they can do much. Could you do better in their spot? What would you even do? Raise rates to 150 instead of 75? Yeah right, you should buy a lottery ticket if you can see the future, Chud.

Infinite growth isn’t real retards, there’s a finite amount of hard drive storage space available for the feds excel spreadsheets of the economy. Eventually they will get an integer overflow

>>50360384
Yup. This is the golden bullrun, there is ZERO chance of market tanking tomorrow! None! We're going straight up to 5000 from here on out!

Tesla will never ever be below $700 ever again

>>50348012
50 bps
take it or leave it, Jerome

Muh wheat, told you all this was the bottom

Still not buying. This is the gayest pump ever.

I challenge /smg/ to a rap battle

>>50190202
There’s going to be a V shaped recovery wheat bro I can feel it

>>50157723
If the pump seems like bullshit, it probably is.

>>50093071
Zoom out

Inflation has peaked, there will be a soft landing, the ECB is controlling fragmentation, we are building back better, inflation is good for stocks, stocks only go up, consumer savings are strong, and minority unemployment is the most important data point

Yes, but here’s my counter argument bobo: SHHHHHHHAAAAAARRRRRTTTTRR PPPPPFFFFTTTTT PLIP PLIP PLIP SHHHHHHAAAAARTTTTTTT

>>49945295
I just bought higher leverage shorts.

Nothing changed, recession is still coming and inflation is still uncontrolled.

yep sold some puts at the right time even GDX is going up

>>49863864
It's completely fake and gay and I went long with intent to dump it all and flip to cheap short on top.

As long as there's someone out there posting memes in your dms/inbox, it's unworth to rope.

>>49836951
Just make more dollars. Easy.

>>49771818
You need to just bee urself and pick out a good stock.

I mean it. There is no trick. You need to look at a chart and ask yourself if this looks good. You need to look at financials and ask yourself if they look good. You need to look at what the company does and ask yourself if you would ever use their products or services.

One "no" isn't a deal breaker but if you answer no to all of these then maybe the stock is just shit?
When I buy stocks I go by 50% technicals, 25% sentiment and 25% my own gut feeling.

>>49744619
The market is HEALING.

Bring me pictures of redd*t portfolio gore, jannies. I demand it at once