/biz/ - Business & Finance

We're looking for a team player with a roll with the punches attitude, self motivated, creative, multi-tasker with excellent spoken and written communication skills looking to bend over for the big boss at any given moment! For this entry level position, you also must have:
a) Masters Degree (Required)
b) 6-8 years experience in a similar role (Required)
c) Active secret clearance (Required)
d) A tight asshole (Very Required)
e) No soul (Required)

Is this you? Great! you'd be a perfect fit for our team!

>>11636852
tfw when a 50% pump only puts you at a -250% break even point instead of -300%

>>11514499
every fucking day